WEEEEE RUN TO THE PLAAAAACE OF OUR DREAMS

OOOOOOOOH! So yesterday I told you I was considering making a pie, and you know what? I've only gone and done it!
Took some time, but t'was worth it of course. And incase you didn't see the last blog, the pie I made wasn't just any old pie, t'was an Asian Pear pie! 'cause I'm so oriental.
Now I was a little skeptical, 'cause I don't like Asian Pears TOO much, but I went ahead anyway.
Right, so I'm not gonna sit here and give you the recipe and how I made it (we all know I googled that shit, "Asian Pear Pie" and it should be the first one) but I will give you my progress pictures!


So as you can see this is the pie mixture, this isn't really too fancy, just brown/normal sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla (with the pears of course) later I realised I needed to add some butter to get the mix really gooey and nice (in this it was just runny around the bottom, which sucked of course)
Put this stuff in the oven for about 8-9 minutes to make it niiiiiiiice and pastey (like this-V)


Righto so as you can see here this stuff is a pretty snazzy paste-like sauce allllllll over those pears. It smells absolutely delicious I have to say, and of course this is inside the pie shell here (I have a pic of the shell itself but it's obviously boring enough to just post a picture of a pie shell)






So basically all I did after that was put a top on it, sprinkled some cinnamon and brown sugaron the top, and plopped it in the oven for about 35-40 minutes.THIS is how it came out!



I KNOW I KNOW, I really messed up on the top by A. putting too much cinnamon on it and B. not getting it even enough :(
I only had a really small surface to roll out the pastry QQ and as for the cinnamon, it said a sprinkle WHICH I DID, but it really muffed up and put a msssive clump in one place.
OH WELL.

So this was the inside, and I can say it tasted PRETTY DAMN NICE.
The paste stuff is amazingly tasty, and even though I'm not too keen on the pears it still tasted kinda good! Don't get me started on the pie crust though, THAT was amaaaaaazing.

So yeah, I rock and stuff. Had more shit to put in this blog but it's massive anyway! Oh amd just for the record, I STILL HAVE LOADS OF PIE LEFT 'CAUSE YYYYYYYYEAH!
Should probably put some ice-cream or something with it, but it's still really good anyway.


CHEERS TO MYSELF FOR MAKING MY FIRST EVAR PIE.
ps I wanted to get some pomegranett to try but it's £1.50 each and they're small as, and the only ONE left in the shop was all beaten up and stuff, so not today!

I'M JUST THE GROUND THAT YOU HAPPENED TO FALL ON

AAAAAALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'm here agin with more information to fill your brain! None of which will be useful in any way/shape or form in your life, woo!
So last blog I told you I'd gotten some mango, and I've finally had some and I can honestly say it's.. it's not what I thought it would be :( I imagined it as a sweet fruit, but it really isn't. Maybe it wasn't ripe enough, I've no idea, but I have a plan!
See the master plan now is to use a BLENDA, and get myself some ingredients and whatnot to go with it. I'MMA MAKE SOME SMOOTHIE BEEEEEEEATCH. Dat shit's gonna be cullinary mastership, yumyum. Finally something to drink that isn't water!
OH OH OH SPEAKING OF THAT! I had my first cup of tea for over a month earlier, it really doesn't count as a bad drink as I only put 2 sugars in and it has no milk, a treat I guess. WAS SO NICE UMFG.
Also I still have THREE Asian Pears, and you know what I'm gonna try and do? MAKE ASIAN PEAR PIE! I read somewhere or other that you can do that, and I was like oooomg asian pie. Gonna look up ingredients tomorrow morning then buy some shit at tesco, it's gonna be gooooooood. So next time you read my blog I may have some pie news! Or not, lolol probably not even the smoothie 'cause I forget this shit :(

Right then, onto something I missed from last blog I guess, so I joined Netflix the other day! And it's not really as good as I thought it would be. I mean I thought it would have looooooooooads of TV shows and movies, but it turns out it doesn't have as many as it COULD do, for example it doesn't even have LOST, like wtf man!
But yeah, already watched 3 movies on there, the last Saw movie ('cause I've seen the others and never bothered looking for the last one), Pulp Fiction and Hard Candy.
Pulp Fiction 'cause I've seen loads of scenes but never the entire thing, and Hard Candy 'cause for some reason it was reccomended to me after I watched Saw.
I ALSO STARTED WATCHING SECRET DIARY OF A CALLGIRL LOLOL, 'cause uhh.. Billie Piper used to be on Dr Who. Yes. I'll keep telling myself that's why.

S'YEAH! I've been DYING to have a nice cold glass of coke or something the past few days with this heat, srsly it's been killing me. But I've kept strong and obviously not, but I can honestly say I would probably jizz myself if I had a can of Dr Pepper right now (TOO MUCH INFO? NAH IT'S ALL RELEVANT.)

Lastly ('cause I'm too boring to think of real stuff) the new cat I have is a complete bellend you know, when I'm sitting in my room he's fast asleep in the room next to me just relaxing and stuff, but whenver I go to the toilet or go get a drink he wakes up and follows me to the toilet or downstairs, then back up, and he doesn't even come in my room (because he's BANNED FOR LIFE after breaking my headphones, obviously) and then he goes back to sleep but still does it again if I get up. Why does it do it? 'CAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY LUUUUUUURVES ME. Makes me feel special tbh! Probably sounds exceptionally sad, but it's adorable really. (if not a little weird)

THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS ABOUT ME NOBODY KNOWS

So first off I've mananged to find a way to make my videos come up the right way (I think) and I'm gonna go back to my last video and fix it.
Cba to do the ones before, mainly 'cause I'd have to find the footage and I really can't be bothered to. SO YEAH! IT'S GOOD NEWS. (even if it's only good for me)

Right so today has been a day, woke up at 8am as I do everyday, and then went back to sleep until 11 (usually it's until 12, GO ME OMG), then later in the day I went to Tesco! t'was a dandy trip, I got fried chicken and a mango (A SMALL PIECE OF CHICKEN SO YEAH).
"a mango?" you may say, "didn't you say they costed too much?" BRAVO SHERLOCK CRACKED ANOTHER CASE. But not really, yeah I did say that! Indeed I did, but Tesco have decided to up their game and sell Mango for 50p a piece, so I was sold.
Not eaten it yet as I've not wanted any, but when I do YOU'LL KNOW IF I LIKE IT.
Also got some Muller-rice (yesterday), I love me some MULLAH. Got the apple/raspberry ones 'cause I'm cool enough to do so.
Also I got a portable harddrive, which I've actually needed for years but never been bothered to get (ALL MONEY I DON'T WANNA SPEND GRRRR) but I realised I'm never gonna get a new computer at this rate, so whatever I guess.

Righto, in other news I've randomly discovered a bunch of music I should already know about in the past few days, some of which is MY CUPPA TEA. For example I'm now a big fan of a group called f(x), is it because they're hot Korans? Partly that, not gonna deny I love me some AZZZZZZZZZNS. But it's also 'cause HOT SUMMA, A HOT HOT SUMMA, HOT SUMMA, A HOT HOT WOOSh, which rocks right? ah pop music, you do have such meaningful lyrics. (when I say "big fan" I mean I've heard about 5 of their songs, and 'cause I like ALMOST ANYTHING I love it all)
Also I heard the number one song for the first time the other day, this "used to know" shit. I used to know that good music was on the raido, now I realise people were telling the truth when they told me it sucks. FUCKING BALLS THAT GFSGFSAGSAf asfsadgsag asgsdgs ag. Makes me angry, Idk why.
Also turns out I'm a fan of Tonight Alive, ALSO TURNS OUT PRE-ORDERS FOR WISH UPON A BLACKSTAR START THIS WEEKEND FUCKYEAH I CAN'T WAIT PUN INTENDED. Shit deserves caps 'cause it's about fucking time!
Also I pre-ordered Live Upon a Blackstar and it comes out this weekend too! What made me order it when I'm poor as fuck? THIS song! Honestly, I love So Long Sentiment, so when I heard this clash up I was like "oh my dear lord, why haven't I pre-ordered QQ"
Waste of money? probably lololol, don't give a fuck though, cause I fucking love Celldweller.
Also (llolololol I love that word) The Used has a new album out this weekend too! Not pre-ordered it though, too poor :(((( Actually been saving for the Celldweller album so YEAH. Will probably get The Used's one through "otherworldly means" (TOTALLY legal and not pirating ways)


God this is long. Just wanna say that I can bend my toes in 3 places like a normal person, also I drink about 20 bottles of water a day and I rock. Also I'm running a mile on the weekend.
Is it because of charity shit? LOLNO. I do it everyday, I shouldn't have to be paid to do it, it's just natural init blad

SOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo long

What are you so scared of?

SO I recorded this video in the morning and then I wrote a blog and forgot to put it in, how foolish of me!
So here's a completely seperate blog for the video!
Also I need to go for a run and even though I cba I HAVE TO OMG WOEEEEEEEEeee. I may actually go to Tesco tonight instead of my usual route. Maybe not though, but I am sooooo hungry.
Also I'm listening to THIS, I'm only mentioning it 'cause this blog is small as fook.



PS I LOOK LIKE SHIT HERE'S ME AFTER MY BATH (I'm so new wave having baths 'n shit)











OK SO I'M PISSED OOF 'CAUSE THE FUCKING VIDEO IS SIDEWAYS. I EVEN CHECKED IT ON ITUNES AND MEDIA PLAYER FIRST FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffssssssssssssss
Pissing me off now, because I ALWAYS MAKE SURE IT'S UP THE RIGHT WAY GOD DAMN IT FUCK SAKES.
Deal with it? I'll have to

OH CAAASANOVAAAAA. WON'T YOU DROP DEAD

So I've been wondering what to do a blog about for a few days now and I thought to myself.. STANDARD BLOG AS PER USUAL. Usually I just fill it up with random thoughts that pop into my head as I write, so I'll do that again.

Righto, so I did LFR on Warrior, DK, Hunter and I did the last boss on the second half on my Mage (I really cba to do other characters lately) and I won SOULDRINKER OOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHH. But it was on my DK and not my Warrior so FFFfffffffffu. I also got nothing else on any character, so that sucked balls. (apart from GLOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOVES on my Warrior, of coursE)
Still, a Souldrinker is a Souldrinker (even if it's not Guthrak)
I also got some free shit the other day, HAPPYTIMES. got a pretty snazzy pig, and 3 BUUURDIES. One of which I've not let out of my sight since I got it, cause it obviously rocks. My mum also loved the pig, which kicked ass 'cause I'm too lazy to buy actual gifts lolol. Now all I have to do is wait a month until I can finally buy a TURTLE from the person that gave me these birds. Can't wait 'cause I love turtles. yesyesyes.
You know what? I'll give you a picture of said things so you can see how awesome they are for yourself:


There's also a necklass, which I'm too lazy to take a picture of now!

So that's it! I SHALL LEAVE THEE

I've been ruined by young hands clapping

ere we go again, first off I'll post a video then I'll just give a small overview of what I said in it. THEN I'LL GIVE YOU MORE INFO!
Before you watch (if you do) I'd like to apologize for it being on it's side again. These videos are always the right way up on my phone then fuck up when I put them on my computer, it's fucking ridiculous but oh well.



So here's what's said, firstly it's not my room.
Second of all, I got some ridiculously overpriced food considering how little there are in the bags, then I ate sausages and mash, and I also got a book.
Also the TV is loud as fuck, embaressing much.
Also my hair fucking sucks, I hate life ect ect.

And for stuff that wasn't in the vid! Earlier today I was eating peanuts and cut the bottom of my tongue, it was about an inch cut and it was pretty shit. Bled for about 15 minutes straight.
I've actually bothered to go for a run everyday for about a week so far, don't plan on stopping but you never know. I've also not had any drink for what feels like an eternity@ I'll probably have a single can at the end of the month. Or not, who know?

Lastly (maybe, but I might add more l0l) I fucking hate WoW now, it's full of fucking bad scrubs that can bearly pull 70% of my DPS then win items over me, and if that's not bad enough they're usually in gear that I would love to have.
For example my LFR experience today consisted of me being 4k above the second top dps for the entire first half and winning nothing (while there was another Hunter in full T13+ the DW bow and Spine/Blackhorn trinket, which I need) doing much worser.
And the second half was absolute balls too. Died on Ultraxxion because I overaggroed when both tanks decided to not know what to do, and I was the only person out of 4 dead to not get a ress (was actually top DPS until I died, obviously) and then lost the Blackhorn trinket to someone with Vial of Shadows and the Spine trinket. Yeah, he had 2 better trinkets and the DW bow (as I said in another blog, everyone but me has it) and he was still doing absolute pitiful damage compared to me.
Spine rolls up and nothing drops. Oh well, I prefer nothing dropping than losing to fucking morons.
And obviously I top Madness DPS and nothing drops. Fucking typical. At least I didn't lose the Polearm to a Balance Druid this week, right?

So yeah, and that's just my Hunter, don't get me started on the 8 billion other classes I have to drag my ass through there each week. In fact, I can honestly say I've not even played in the past week except to do LFR and HOPE I get a piece of gear. Shit is complete balls, won't unsub though as I guess Diablo 3 for free might be decent.

RIGHT THEN! I ramble on don't I, lololololty. Thanks for reading then, adios.

Imagine being on a desert island with only coconuts. Seriously, you'd go insane trying to open them day after day.

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW'ITE GUYS! I had some decent things happen to me today, but I won't go into it here! No sir, no sir, I've decided to do another one off blog here and give you guys a bunch of random trivial facts about me, some you may know and some you WON'T know!

Hooray for me!
Alrighty then, in no paticular order.
I once ate an onion like an apple (when I was in year 3 or 4, very young) MMMM (I don't like onions anymore.. lol..)
I onced pissed in a bowel and put it in the fridge (there's been contraversy surrounding this, a "did he did it did he not", this clears up alll the confusion. I was YOUNG btw, really young)
I shaved my leg once. Not both, just one. Why did I? LOL. I have nooooo idea, I'm not a woman so there we go.
I have a scar somewhere on me that NO MAN SHALL EVER SEE. How? I spilt tea naked. Yes, I've learned to never drink tea naked. Seriously.
I used to think the 2 dots birthmark I have on my neck was a vampire bite. Naievity ftw!
I used to be one of those people that hated on Soulja Boy for Crank Dat, but then Kiss Me Thru The Phone came out and I actually liked it. That's what changed my opinion on music overall and made me understanding of other people's tastes.
I actually like Baby by Justin Bieber. Sorry, but I had to say it.
I've had a gay experience before. I won't say what, but it wasn't kissing. Oh no, my mother would not be proud. (This was a LONG time ago, and believe me I'm not gay, not at all)
I only blog because some dickhead dropped a curry on the floor 3 years ago.
I've not fallen over for years. Like, not even a fumble (I'm awesome, I have the balance of a cat)
My eyesight SUCKS, but I've never worn glasses. I can't even afford to get my eyes tested and even if it was free I won't because I can't afford glasses. I can live with bad eyes.
My favorite song is Kansas City 90210, by From Autumn To Ashes. I don't even listen to it much, but I fell in love when I first heard that.
I've been told I can sing before, and I used to be able to hit amazing high notes. I can't anymore, but I can still do awesome things with this throat.
I've never played Guitar Hero, or even played a real guitar. Or any instrument (apart from a keyboard in school)
I've tried to kill myself before. But honestly, that's the most retarded thing I've ever done. Shame on me.
I didn't feel sick after watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time, girls being sick into each other doesn't even make me feel a little ill.
I once saw a movie about 10-12 years ago (not sure when) that left me unable to sleep for weeks. And to this day I have no idea what it is, and I've looked for a long time.
There is a certain 6 letter word that makes me feel physically ill to even say, I can't even look at the word because it just makes me feel vile. It's an ingredient for pizza and I actually like that. yeye, weird.
I've never been to another country. Not even somewhere shit like Wales or Scotland.
I've not got ID. I suck balls, don't you know.
I had my ears pierced once. Didn't like it, so I took them out and haven't looked back since.
I once filled a bottle with piss and mud and threw it into the air at school. I feel extremely guilty about it now, but being young and stupid sucked.
I've never broken a bone! I've even had my leg ran over once, and nothing broke. Fuckyeah ironman here.
I love the sound of my own voice. NOT when I'm speaking, but when I listen back to recordings. Idk why.


Can't really think of anything else off the top of my head! OH WELL. I'm sure many people will have countless hours of fun taking the piss out of me for this stuff.