I FEEL LIKE DANCING LEFT AND RIGHT

HERE IS A FEW QUESTIONS I'VE PICKED UP FROM THE INTERWEB.

1. Do you like to dance?  Little weird because I did the title before I got questions. OF COURSE I LOVE TO DANCE BROTHER
2. Would you ever consider living abroad? Well no, Idk. Depends. I'm poor as fuck so not really
3. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? HEY SAL
4. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Random unknown number I didn't pickup
5. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? ;) (apparently it was atlasloot)
6. Last time you swam in a pool? Many eons ago
7. Type of music you like most? ALL DEM MUSICS
8. Type of music you dislike most? ALL DEM MUSICS
9. Are you listening to music right now? Nah, I'm listening to a PODCAST
10. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have a wooden floor ty
11. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? SOUNDPROOFING ROOM
12. What was the last thing you bought? Twirl bites and a boost I think
13. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? I haven't
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I guess so
15. Do you have a garden? I do
16. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course not
17. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?  SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, but in reality it's probably going back to sleep
18. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Idk, I can't really think of anyone
19. Who sent the last text message you received? Something about buckets on your head I think
20. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? ALL OF THEM

In other news I've been really ill lately (probably more than I've been in years), right now I have a cold and I don't like it. I'm probably dying, RIP me. (but not really)
I also realm transfered a character on WoW when I said it's a fucking retarded amount of money, and it is. But lets face it, Eonar sucks balls pls.
My Warlock is now on another server and it's not too bad I guess. I got pretty lucky in the first week of the new LFR on it and managed to get loot from every boss, it's actually quite well geared now. It actually has a decent weapon, 4 set and decent trinkets. LIFE IS GOOD.

Anyway I'm starving right now and really want some DONUTS so I'm going to stop writing. Have fun and goodbye!

This time's for reeeeeeal

So here's a rundown of the past week I can remember.

I WAS SUPER MEGA ILL LAST WEEK LIKE SERIOUSLY GOD I HATE LIFE. I haven't thrown up for a long time but this gave me back reasons to not want to, because it sucks. I was stuck in bed for a couple of days which always sucks when you feel like death. After that I got a bit better but then a day after it I got something else. I was considering not even writing it here but fuck it, I was CONSTIPATED. Which actually sounds like a comical thing or even an insult or something, but it's really not fun :| srsly, it's awful, and it makes you hate LIFE. Better than being mega ill, but still bad.

AND THEN AFTER THAT STUFF 5.2 hit, so I went to sleep at like 11pm so I'd wake up bright and early. Ok, so I actually went to sleep because I was really tired, but WAKING EARLY FOR A PATCH IZ KOOL. So I woke up at 7pm and HUZZA internet was off. GTSAGSAG SG SGSA GASGASG so annoying, so I waited all day for it to come back (well, you never know?) It never did come back on, so I called Virgin the next day and they told me they were doing maintenance or some BS. Long story short I had to wait another day to get it back. AND NOW IT'S BACK HOORAY I CAN USE THE INTERNET. Seriously though no internet sucks balls. Couldn't even watch Youtube videos on my phone or browse the WEB. So bad pls.

While having no internet I did STUFF. I went to see my nan 'cause I'm cool, and I also played quite a lot of Pokémon White 2. I decided to try and get a badge to defeat the elite four with only one type of Pokémon but gawd that's a sucky challenge. At first I tried a Dragon team but then got too lazy to level everything (l0l) and then I thought it'd be cool to use a Dark team but realized the fighting guy would suck major balls, so I gave up. Eventually all I did was walk around training random stuff and catching dem pokemons, all fun stuff.
I also managed to finally get Umbreon to complete my Eeveelutions, and boy is it tanky. It's a real best if I'm honest, but it's a shame I'm not really into tanks. I'm more of a run in 1 shot as much as I can before I die kind of guy. Still nice to have though.

So yeah, I've been pretty damn bored over the past week but I'm still alive thankfully. And I could probably write more but I'm catching up on dem youtube vidz and too lazy to think of stuff.

Thanks for reading BAWWWZZZZZz