Time to do it all again

 I HAD A MASSIVE URGE TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONIES. So here we go.
(I've also had a lot on over the past few weeks, so I may or may not put up a lyfe bloggy at some point when I have free time and can be bothered!)

Oh and I've actually stolen these off the net and I stole randomly from a list, so all the numbers are completely wrong.
I USUALLY re number everything when I do these (that's right, I actually put time into doing that!), buuuuuut I cba today, sorry!

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Every now and then if they pop up on my reccomended videos on Youtube
21. What's your least favorite movie? Idk. To be fair nothing I watch is bad for me, but that's because I don't watch a movie if it's something I know I won't like
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I honestly cannot tell you this. Bastard
23. What do you drink with dinner? Anything I have on hand, of course
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I don't usually dip anything in anything, but if I'm at McDonalds and have milkshake, that. (the ice cream milkshake not milky shit)
25. What is your favorite food? Idk. I like fried chicken and pizza. Unhealthy stuff is usually great
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? I guess stuff like Batman is great. I'd watch that trilogy (the Nolan trilogy, that is)
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Well it was probably when I was about 12. Maybe younger. It was some random girl at school. Most likely while playing kiss chase
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? NUP
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I'd honestly be paid to not do this. And I'd 100% accept the payment. (that's a no btw)
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? WELLLLLL. Idk about a letter.
31. Can you change the oil on a car? never tried, probably piss easy
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I don't drive
33. Ran out of gas? ^
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? I don't really have sandwiches
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Anything I can reach
36. What is your usual bedtime? it's never the same, always completely random
37. Are you lazy? in some ways of course I am
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I never dressed up
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? No idea. If it's birthday based my birthday is 23rd August 1992. SO PLEASE DO GOOGLE I CBA
40. How many languages can you speak? THREE! English, Australian and American 
81. Tea or coffee? I'd have to say tea because I've had it for longer. Coffee is good too
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? WHAT THE HELL IS THE LATTER. I actually will google this one. WELL WELL. They look great. Even though I've never had one I'll say snickerdoodle
83. Can you swim well? SURE. Haven't swam since I was a kid though, but sure
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? OF COURSE I CAN BRO
85. Are you patient? yeah yeah get to the next question
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Well I'll never have one but I guess I'd say band. But not a conventional wedding band, something great
87. Ever won a contest? Nothing I can really remember, but maybe as a kid
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Sure I'd go for a bigger dick. Hey, when you're this small everything is on the table EXCEPT my penis that won't even reach
89. Which are better black or green olives?  I don't like olives sadly
90. Can you knit or crochet? it's probably easy but I've never tried. Used a sewing machine before though. I'm so newage
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. I mean I'd love one in my room but heck, it'd probably cause a hell of a lot of trouble
92. Do you want to get married? HELL YEAH. Someone that actually loves me and that will actually have sex with me if I want it? WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE. SHE CAN DO THE WASHING UP AND COOK AND CLEAN AND I'LL EVEN LET HER GET A FULL TIME JOB WHILE I LOOK AFTER OUR SON. (created by me having the sexes, of course) (in reality, sure I'd like to some day. Also I accidentally put italics on and Idk how, but I'll keep it here)
93. If married, how long have you been married? Shock twist I've been married 2 years. Her name is Sarah and we met on a course. OH SNAP.
94. Who was your HS crush? Idk. I take it high school would be like, year 9, 10 and 11. UM. Well, there was this one girl whos name I won't mention that I thought was pretty beautiful. I mean, even though she'll NEEEEEVER read this I won't say her name because to be fair this is the internet and if I don't want someone to know something I just won't write it. AHASHAHAHdahfdhsaf I beat you internet
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? fuck yeah I do, I mean I have nobody to actually cry to so I spend my days in the corner of my room in a ball crying to myself wishing I was dead. (I don't really, incase you don't get the very subtle sarcasm)
96. Do you have kids? I've got a beautiful girl named Lena. She's a couple of months old and she's very dear to me. Also she is imaginary as with my wife
97. Do you want kids? One day of course. If I ever have a girl on my arm and a poon to hit dat on

omg fluffy bunnies and candyfloss

HERE'S THE LO-DOWN (Idk how people spell that, but I'm sure you know what I mean)

So stuff has happened right!
> I'm really hot right now
> I drink all the unhealthy shit once more, and it still tastes like guilt and pleasure mixed as one
> I lost the job I technically had yet didn't actually work at (apart from an induction), I really SUCK at life
> I got a new phone that's semi-new and actually lasts longer than 10 minutes while actually using it, omfg
> my REEEEEEEEEALLY shitty tooth finally came out, but another bad thing on that subject is one of my teeth BROKE while eating pork scratchings. Yeah, my teeth suck balls. I hate my life sometimes
>  I totally thought I'd have more to say


I'm actually supposed to go to a review meeting in a few days and my jobs advisor will be pretty mad at me when I tell him I'm jobless. fml plis.
OHH OHOHOHO I ALSO GET MY SUPER DUPER ONCE A YEAR PET TOMORROW. I went to sleep early last night in preparation for tonight to get it 'cause a GM told me it would spawn 20th, then I waited over an hour in Sillithus, THEN IT DIDN'T SPAWN LLULULUL. Lying GMs suck.

Ah well. Not much else to report right now! I really wanna start a new game on White 2 but I'd lose all my Pokémon, wooooooes

UNO HUNDRED

SO I'VE BEEN PUTTING THIS ONE OFF BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE HUNDREDTH BLOG AND I WANTED IT TO BE EPIC.

But my life isn't epic enough! So instead here's some STUFFS.

I've technically kind of sort of got a job now, but it's only technically training atm. Basically training lasts 2 weeks and they're 5 day weeks at 11.5 hours a day each. Nasty stuff.
It also takes aaaaaaaaaaaalooooooooooong time to even get to the place. It will be awful.
Also the other day I walked home from there and it took me 3 hours and it was raining shit loads, it was like GOD was raining down on me.
I also have a massive bruised big toe that hurts like a bitch now. No idea why the fuck it's my big toe but it huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrttttttts qq. I googled and apparently I have a burst blood vessel or some shit. I probably don't, but if it makes it sound worse than it is I'll say it is lul.

In other news I got my mage to level 90 the other day. That's how boring my life is, I have to talk about levelling a character. I DON'T CARE THOUGH I'VE WANTED A 90 MAGE FOR AGES. Mages are obvs OP and I just wanted to see if they really are as powerful as I think. It's always fun for me to try out a new class, I recently levelled a Warrior too and it was cool trying to be as good as I could on it, and it's the same with this mage of course! I like to switch talents and stuff per fight and I suck balls so I'm still getting used to using abilities right.
Like the time move thingy that makes you go back in time, just yesterday I fked up and used it just before Icy Veins and it wasted my CD, I sucked so bad pls QQ. And I also forget to keep up the evocation buff sometimes. It's all the fun of learning a new class I guess!

I've also been doing more pet battlez since 5.3 introduced a bunch of pets. I've ran Karazhan, TK and SSC about 8 times now and I still don't have all the pets from there, grrrrrr. I also managed to get one of the rarest new pets within minutes of the patch - the Unborn Val'kyr! It's such an awesome pet, it looks like Angewomon from digimon (l0l). quite cool! Pretty sure I was one of the first people on Eonar to get it (it's quite rare, srsly. And I did get it within literal minutes@)
But who knows!


IN OTHER NEWS. I've broken the code and started drinking the beverages.
I've drank sooo much vanilla coke over the past month, and I kind of regret it. But on the other hand I love vanilla coke :(
I've also tried to find an ASH bottle of coke (They have names now!) but failed :@ I've found almost everyone else, but not me plllls. I think there are only 2 peoples names I've not found so far (myself included) suxxxxxx.

Idk what else to put here now :'(
My life is too boring, SORRY. But ah well. I really want to walk to Tesco but it hurts to walk, ggrrrrrrr.

Anyway, thanks for reading guys! Have a good one@@

Well I've been lazy, god damn it

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY BLOG AT ALL. In fact, I visit it everyday and think of what to write, but I can't think of words to put :/
But I'm here now! AND I AM MAKING MYSELF WRITE THIS DAMN IT, MAN.

So I've been doing a little bit of STUFF since I made my last blog, I've had about 4 interview THINGS and yeah, no job yet "technically", but I don't really care. If I'm honest I don't even want a job unless it's in the Tesco near me or my local Budgens. No shame in that really, I just fucking hate public transport and working anywhere else would involve that. Meh.

So yeah I've also been playing deh games. I got the ONYXIA DRAKE and I was so happy. I also saw the DRAKE OF THE SOUTH WIND drop, which is incredibly rare (I think it was South, it was the one from the RAID) and I lost the roll (I was bottom of 3 people) and then the person that won it gave it to me because he didn't want it and wanted to be an ass to the guy that was second. I mean I could've easily kept it and I'm sure both people would have lived, but I gave it away to second highest roll. I then found out it's rarer than the Onyxian drake and I'll never actually see it again, or get it. Meh.
I've also been farming ZANDALARI WARBRINGERS because they drop 3 mounts, and even though the droprate is moderately decent I went about 30-40 kills without a mount. Most of the kills were solo, and these things are no joke and actually kill me sometimes pls, and some were 2/3 man.
So earlier I did one in a full raid group because it was up and I thought WELL WHY NOT A MOUNT WON'T DROP LOL!?!/1?! but one did. and oh god you should have heard my cries, I screamed out loud in anger because I knew I'd lose (what with about 6 people being in range to actually roll)
BUT LO' AND BEHOLD I WON AND OH GOD THE JOY THAT FILLED MY SOUL WAS IMMENSE ZOMGFUCKINGYESPLIS. I mean it was amazing, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I also shaved for the first time in ages a couple of weeks ago. It sucks to not have a nice fluffy beard (not that it was TOO fluffy, but it was long enough to RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH) but I guess it's ok. I'll grow it back as soon as I can, 'cause I'm awesome.
I also drank my first sodabeveragething after quite a bit over a year a few weeks ago. I'd gotten an ice cold pepsi from KFC because my order was gotten wrong. But meh, I thought it was ok to treat myself after so long. I also had an interview the day after so yoloswag I'm awesome, aren't I?

I also had some vanilla coke a couple of weeks after. YES MAN. YES. I have been searching for it for ages and Budgens randomly had it in stock because apparently it's been "brought back by popular demand". I was so happy mayn, I know certain people don't like it, but MAAAAAAAAAAAN be happy for me :'(
On this subject I also have a can of cherry coke here that I actually bought to give someone once A LONGASS TIME AGO LUL. It apparently goes out of date on April 2013 "approximately" (which was yesterday), so I'm considering drinking it.
IDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKK. GOD I NEED SOME GUIDANCE.
Idk what else to write :(  I need more games to play. I want Sims City but even if I had a job I wouldn't pay the ridiculous price. GIMME A GAME OMFG LIFE GIVE ME GAAAAAAAAAAAMES.

So yeah guys, sorry for being lazy. I'd tell you I'm going to post more often, but I'm lazy and I feel even more guilty if I post a single paragraph (as opposed to not posting at all), I just love to fill these things with as much content as possible.

Here's a random picture to leave you with. Thanks for reading guys!

BALANCED

So here's a few things I've done since I last made a blog:
I've gotten up early to actually go out way too many times.
I felt like I was DYING because I was ill for like 2 weeks. HAD THE WORST COLD OF MY LIFE AND THEN A COUGH TOO.
I've gained a liking for Ice Tea, and I feel guilty about this.
I've listened to ALL the music. Every piece of it.
I ordered some phone chargers from ebay and the person reversed payment without even telling me, for no reason. FUCKSAKESTY.
I've made a 2 year old cry. MULTIPLE TIMES.
I've gotten 2 job interviews (for next week pls) WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO SHAVE AND GOD I AM PISSED. I want to keep the beard, but it's too uneven to pass as "smart". fuck my life
I've gotten 4 legendaries. I know, I'm awesome.
I've been incredibly fucking pissed because I've got a "friend" that won't leave me in peace. Yeah, fuck sakes. It'd be ok if it was someone else that wouldn't leave me alone, but it's not. Ah, live sucks


SO YEAH HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS BECAUSE IDK WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT.
1) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up? Idk, it probably wasn't that big. Maybe 3-4 stories? Yeah, I know right.
2) Do you have any scars? I do indeed
3) Do you like marmite? I guess, I never eat it though
4) Did you ever win any sportsday events? No, but I came last
5) What did you want to be when you grew up? I WANT TO BE A VOCALIST, PRO GAMER OR GAME DESIGNER. Not gonna happen
6) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Wealth status
7) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair? Idk, I don't measure. Long enough to go pretty far down my back though
8) Are you scared of flying? I've never flown so no
9) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? uhh, well I only have moderate of both, so neither. Although actually, that being said, I have a lot more intelligence than most people I meet, so it must be worth a fuckload of good looks. Still wouldn't trade, though
10) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? Nope
11) How often do you buy new clothes? Never, ty
12) Are you reliable? VERY.
13) Are you proud of yourself? I have nothing to be proud of. But sure, I am
14) Have you ever had a secret admirer? Well Idk, maybe, but it was a secret so I never found out.
15) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? How are you?
16) Do you hold grudges? Nah
17) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? I really don't know. Maybe a cat and something else. I guess if I HAD to think of something, a cat bird. Scourge of the skies
18) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas? Nah
19) Can you solve sudoko puzzles? Well of course
20) Have you ever played conkers? Nope
21) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had? I probably can't say, sorry FRIENDS.
22) Are you much of a gambler? Nah, don't have the FUNDS
23) Are you much of a daredevil? Nah
24) Are you a good liar? I probably am, but I don't choose to lie
25) Are you a good judge of character? I'm a good judge but I give everyone the benefit of the doubt so it's a useless skill
26) Are you any good at charades? Never played
27) How long could you go without talking? A long time, as I frequently have nobody wanting to talk to me. :(
28) What has been your worst haircut/style? Right now
29) Can you iceskate? Never tried
30) Can you summersault? I can on a trampoline!






 


Thanks for reading friends! Goodbye for now

I FEEL LIKE DANCING LEFT AND RIGHT

HERE IS A FEW QUESTIONS I'VE PICKED UP FROM THE INTERWEB.

1. Do you like to dance?  Little weird because I did the title before I got questions. OF COURSE I LOVE TO DANCE BROTHER
2. Would you ever consider living abroad? Well no, Idk. Depends. I'm poor as fuck so not really
3. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? HEY SAL
4. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Random unknown number I didn't pickup
5. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? ;) (apparently it was atlasloot)
6. Last time you swam in a pool? Many eons ago
7. Type of music you like most? ALL DEM MUSICS
8. Type of music you dislike most? ALL DEM MUSICS
9. Are you listening to music right now? Nah, I'm listening to a PODCAST
10. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have a wooden floor ty
11. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? SOUNDPROOFING ROOM
12. What was the last thing you bought? Twirl bites and a boost I think
13. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? I haven't
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I guess so
15. Do you have a garden? I do
16. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course not
17. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?  SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, but in reality it's probably going back to sleep
18. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Idk, I can't really think of anyone
19. Who sent the last text message you received? Something about buckets on your head I think
20. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? ALL OF THEM

In other news I've been really ill lately (probably more than I've been in years), right now I have a cold and I don't like it. I'm probably dying, RIP me. (but not really)
I also realm transfered a character on WoW when I said it's a fucking retarded amount of money, and it is. But lets face it, Eonar sucks balls pls.
My Warlock is now on another server and it's not too bad I guess. I got pretty lucky in the first week of the new LFR on it and managed to get loot from every boss, it's actually quite well geared now. It actually has a decent weapon, 4 set and decent trinkets. LIFE IS GOOD.

Anyway I'm starving right now and really want some DONUTS so I'm going to stop writing. Have fun and goodbye!

This time's for reeeeeeal

So here's a rundown of the past week I can remember.

I WAS SUPER MEGA ILL LAST WEEK LIKE SERIOUSLY GOD I HATE LIFE. I haven't thrown up for a long time but this gave me back reasons to not want to, because it sucks. I was stuck in bed for a couple of days which always sucks when you feel like death. After that I got a bit better but then a day after it I got something else. I was considering not even writing it here but fuck it, I was CONSTIPATED. Which actually sounds like a comical thing or even an insult or something, but it's really not fun :| srsly, it's awful, and it makes you hate LIFE. Better than being mega ill, but still bad.

AND THEN AFTER THAT STUFF 5.2 hit, so I went to sleep at like 11pm so I'd wake up bright and early. Ok, so I actually went to sleep because I was really tired, but WAKING EARLY FOR A PATCH IZ KOOL. So I woke up at 7pm and HUZZA internet was off. GTSAGSAG SG SGSA GASGASG so annoying, so I waited all day for it to come back (well, you never know?) It never did come back on, so I called Virgin the next day and they told me they were doing maintenance or some BS. Long story short I had to wait another day to get it back. AND NOW IT'S BACK HOORAY I CAN USE THE INTERNET. Seriously though no internet sucks balls. Couldn't even watch Youtube videos on my phone or browse the WEB. So bad pls.

While having no internet I did STUFF. I went to see my nan 'cause I'm cool, and I also played quite a lot of Pokémon White 2. I decided to try and get a badge to defeat the elite four with only one type of Pokémon but gawd that's a sucky challenge. At first I tried a Dragon team but then got too lazy to level everything (l0l) and then I thought it'd be cool to use a Dark team but realized the fighting guy would suck major balls, so I gave up. Eventually all I did was walk around training random stuff and catching dem pokemons, all fun stuff.
I also managed to finally get Umbreon to complete my Eeveelutions, and boy is it tanky. It's a real best if I'm honest, but it's a shame I'm not really into tanks. I'm more of a run in 1 shot as much as I can before I die kind of guy. Still nice to have though.

So yeah, I've been pretty damn bored over the past week but I'm still alive thankfully. And I could probably write more but I'm catching up on dem youtube vidz and too lazy to think of stuff.

Thanks for reading BAWWWZZZZZz

I'm not good

So I'm on the biggest hiatus you've ever known on the Nuzlocke now because only having 2 Pokémon sucks balls and I cba.

Also I've got a hardcore minecraft SERIES THING WHAT ELSE CAN  I CALL IT on my Youtube channel, I've recorded the whole thing already and I'm just releasing them periodically because I CAAAN. Idk if I linked it before but here's part ONE.  I think there's about 4 videos up right now, IS A SO EXCITE.
On the same note I also uploaded a LoL video so everyone can see how super awesome I am. I would love to stream or upload more videos but a 20 minute video takes like 6-8 hours because I can't connect to wired. SO FKKING RIDICULOUS I H8 LYEF. :(

In other gaming news 5.2 is supposed to be released next week (WoW) and I still don't have a weapon for my legendary gem. And I have the gem on 3 chars now, GGGGGGGGGGGGG WELL PLAYED BLIZZARD TY. Idk why I even bother doing LFR anymore because it's fucking pointless. I've not got a weapon and the new tier is coming out, woo. Meanwhile every scrub gets one, fuckingshitpls. Oh well I guess, meh. I still want to do herald of the titans but the person that was supposed to be helping me get a group has fucked off and doesn't even put effort in to get gear or even enchant and gem it. I actually took time to solo 5 mans and grind justice for that gear on a MONK. I have a full set and I can't even get tier, gggggg. I'd do it without the guy but then I'd feel guilty. Funny that? Feeling guilty because other people are selfish. Nice.

My mum also told me earlier that my brother was fired from his job because they didn't like him, NIICE. I can't even get one pls. Gutted really. So yeah.
Also my sleeping sucks. Idk how to explain it but meh, I hate everything.

In the meanwhile I need something to do. Idk, I'm just not too interested in stuff. Idk.

Goodbye for now guize

Spoon, Razor, and Pencil Sharpener

So I'm tired right now and wanted to post a blog as it's been a while.

Hello there! First things first, I've not given up on the Nuzlocke, I've just been busy with other crap. Oh yeah, and more importantly I'm left with only 2 Pokémon, so that's a kind of big deal. SO YEAH.

Anyway, secondly I started a new a ttttttly exciting video series on my Youtube channel. Ok, so it's not that exciting and it's not really a series. Well, kind of. Idk. BUT YEAH. So far there's THREE videos, umfg, here's a link to part ONE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvgYNh0rug
It's a hardcore Minecraft series (minecraft 'cause I'm ORIGINAL) and YEAH. I've got a few videos stored up so it'll at LEAST have a few more. Although it IS hardcore so I may or may not die soon. Sad times, sad times.

IN OTHER NEWS I've actually been playing too much Minecraft lately and I think I've mega burnt out on it. I built a massive Pyramid that was something like 60x60 blocks wide. Or 40x40, I can't remember (plus Idk if I counted l0l) and yeah, fun AND EXTREMELY TIME CONSUMING PLS stuff. I also made a snazzy door that was made of pistons and shit and the lever to open it was in a town quite a far bit away from the actual pyramid, I had to dig under the ground to make a path all the way from the village to the pyramid and obviously (because I was in a desert full of SAND) it took a shitload of time to wire the thing because of the sand falling. NOT FUN BUT WORTH IT. Well, probably not worth it because nobody will ever see or appreciate it, but MEH. I enjoyed seeing the finished product (oh and I'm gonna see if I have any pics of it, SEC TY)

DOESN'T REALLY SHOWCASE THE AWESOME DOOR SYSYEM.
Sadly it's hard to do that with one picture. I'd make a GIF but actually making a GIF requires many pictures (or a video) and actual editing software Idk if I have. It also requires EFFORT that I cba to put in just to show a door nobody will care about. BUT IMAGINE THE AWESOMENEZZ YEEEEAH
(ps I don't even think it's 40x40 big BUT it took fking ages because it wasn't just sandstone blocks, I had to put steps on every level and I did the inside too, and the door design, believe it or not, actually took it's time too <_< PLIS. UNPAID LABOR TY.

I also realized that pretty much every person that plays Ezreal is a tool, and I also realized that despite looking like a bawz Veigar isn't actually the pro I thought he'd be.
Well, not as good as other APs I've tried. I'm only mentioning it because I always thought Veigar was the best looker (Vivi from FF9 plis) and EVEN THOUGH I DON'T ENJOY HIM IT WASN'T A WASTE OF CASH. TY.
I also think Teemo sucks. Small guy nty he isn't cute he's a nabshire elite extreme.com/yoloswag

SO YEAH.

That's probably it for now. I actually played a little TERA a minute ago, I got to level EIGHT. Shizzle is mah bizzle I'm pro-izzle yo. So yeah, I'm so unbelievably starving right now, so I'm gonna go get porridge (DEM ENERGIEZ)
tenx 4 redding

Geodude is NOT bug catching material

SO HELLO THERE. I'm back again with a Nuzlocke update! I know it's been a longass time, but hey, training for this gym sucked, and I've also got other thingz I've been doing, but more on that later!

A'ight so first things first I caught a NIDORAAAAN♀ (Eiko) which was great! I love that lil' gurl. 
And then I did a little training, I decided to level Ralvuimago first and ZOMFG A FKKKKING VENONAT CRIT ME WITH CONFUSION BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER HE HAD IT OSAGFSAGSAGSAGA. dw though, HE LIIIIIVED. I was so happy, Ekans isn't the BEST but I've never used one and I defo want to try this guy out in endgame! Also Gigas got CRIT by a Magmar and left with 7hp. Oh, and he had a BURN ON HIM too. It was so sad, I was pre-moruning because I didn't think he'd live. BUT HE DIIIIIIIIIID. <3 Gigas the bro. I levelled him up to 18 in preparation for the gym and then I decided to go to the bug catching contest just 'cause. It's so funtimes and I wanted something cool, maybe a Scyther? WHO KNOWZ. 
So yeah, went in there with Gigas and found a Butterfree! Was pretty cool. First thing it did was paralyze me but I was ok, better that than a sleep or poison I said. Then he tried to poison and sleep me, what a nab! I didn't know if I should hit him or not because I didn't want to kill it, so I threw 2 balls and then hit him once and kept throwing more. Eventually he used confusion on me and I was fine, didn't hit too hard. Then I was taken to about 50% and I tried to run but couldn't, and got taken to low health. Then I tried running again, and.. RIP Gigas. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy, he was in his PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEE. Oh god, I really shouldn't have used a GEODUDE of ALL THINGS in the bug catching contest, it's CURSED for it, I tell you. CURSED.

But I did. And I regret it.
After this I endured all the training to get everything up to 18, I was using Baku, Ochu, Ralvuimago, Palom and Eiko for the gym, decided Eiko would be my shining light in this hard time as it had Rock Smash and Screech, crucial for defense lowering that motherfucking MILTANK. I hate that guy, but more on THAT shortly.
So I defeated the gym trainers easily and it was all good and then it was time for Whitney, and I defeated her first Pokémon easily. Then I opened on Miltank with Ralvui and used Screech, then I switched out to Eiko and threw a couple of Rock Smashes but had to heal up a little because fk stomp. I also got Miltank to about 1% hp and then Whitney used a Max Potion. Was ok though, I'd lowered its defense quite a bit by now so I was hitting 40% a time with my hits, but so was he. I managed to get her to 1% again after a while (after using 3 Super Potions) but SHE used a super potion too at the same time as me, ARGH.
She kept getting me low so decided to switch out to Palom to finish him, but he used Rollout and CRIT me so I had to heal up. I then got hit over half my hp so I had to switch out, I chose Ochu as it was full on HP, and it took one hit while I was healing my Eiko, and then I got killed. OH GOD LORD. Then I switched out to Eiko, but he ONE SHOT ME OH GOD FFSSSS. And then I paniced because everything was low hp, and then I switched out to Zubat because the only thing I could think of was to outspeed her (bear in mind Miltank was VERY low hp). But he destroyed Baku, obviously. So sad. So depressing, THREE Pokémon killed. GOD. 
After this I switched to Ralvui as a last resort. GOOD NEWS THOUGH HER ROLLOUT MISSED AND I KILLED THE STUPID SON OF A CUNT. GQWSFGSAGASGS. 
I was happy and sad at the same time, it was the saddest thing ever. 
Why have two gyms been like this? I'm so sad :'( 
God damn it all, to HELL.

So yeah. This sucked balls. Thanks for being there, though.
JK U SUK M8.

But yeah, 'til next time when I GIVE UP FOR GOOOOOD. Or not. We'll see.

I-lex like I'm doin'a blawg

HOOOOOOOOOOWDY.
Alrighty, so after the last awkward blog I posted (involving the deaths of many of my comrades) I didn't actually give up on my Nuzlocke, nono, not at all.
In fact I went as hard as I was going before, playing for an hour or two every night. Buuuut as you can imagine when you're left with 2 Pokémon (one being a Zubat and the other being countered by the rival you're about to face) you realize that you need to TRAIN, and train I did. I trained for what feels like a millenia (well, hours) and I finally got back on track!

So as I may or may not have told you in the last update I decided to use Ralvuimago, Ochu and Gigas to replace my dead, and I WAS originally going to use Carbuncle but instead I went with Polom because a level 1 Togepi would be suuuuuuuch a drag to level ontop of all the other training I had to do. Yeah, training sucks QQ.

Alright so I won't go into a massive story on how I levelled because that's boring stuff, so I'll tell you I got my whole team to 14+ and then took on GARY! (Ashes rival, llululu). And it was indeed quite a swift victory! Ralvui managed to takeon Gastly with nps (bite ftw!) I must say, I am jealous that HE got a Gastly, but oh well!
And then CROCNAAAAAAAW came out and I must say, Ochu made swift work! EEEEEEEZZZZZZ.
And then I went to fight his Zubat with Ralvui but he did quite a nasty amount of dmmmgz somehow so I switched out to Gigas and she pretty much CARRIED me.

After this it was time for Ilex Forest which, of course, has no trainers, but I did run into Headbutt guy! And headbutt is nothing to gloss over, it's grrrrreat. I taught it to Gigas and Palom 'cause why not! I was going to give it to Ralvui but I didn't want to lose anything from my moveset (Poison Sting, Bite, Rock Tomb and Leer, I KNOW RIGHT I HAVE LEER I WILL NEVER USE IT. But Idkpls). Rest of the forest was pretty ezmode of course. Nothing too interesting happened.

THEN CAME ROUTE 34 (I think that's the number). THE PLACE OF WOE.
So my encounter on this Route happened to be DITTO (Ozma) which could be interesting, but Idk. Not really too good, but yeah. Idk.
Right so there were a few easy trainers on the route that I destroyed and then I decided to put my lil' Carbuncle into the day care. I mean there's no rules against it, right? ezez. After this I went back to face a single trainer I'd missed. He opened with a Mankey and I was using Porom and in the first turn I outsped him and my Peck did about 70% of his HP. I was feeling good, he did enough damage to make me worry IF he outsped me. Which he didn't. I decided to Peck him and not heal because I was faster and would've KO'd him BUT THEN HE RANDOMLY OUTSPED ME AND KILLED POROM. NOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOooOO. WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL WORLD, WHY MUST YOU CHANGE SPEEDS AT WILL!?!?1?1?! I was sad at this and then cried for 16 hours and then I died and went to heaven and then God gave me a second chance so I came back to life just before I cried and I didn't cry and then I got on with life. I also decided to NOT get this kids number, Ian I think his name was. I shall forever deem IAN a complete cunt for killing me. But I won't hold a grudge against Mankey though, he's cool.

I also had a pretty nasty battle with Growlithe that could've easily ended in a death if I wasn't prepared for a hard fight. Was quite a hard fight but I did it in the end with a little work. (he did bring TWO of my Pokémon to low health, though)
So yeah, t'was a BATOL of sorts.

OK GUYS THAT'S THAT. 'til next time, adios, goodbye and bon voyage.
I'd have posted a picture but I'm too lazy to get my phone connecty cable.

UUUUUUUNIONS And a Bugsy To Remember

Leaving off from last time I decided to go pick up the Togepi egg from the guy in Violet and then go down the next route. I skipped going to the Ruins of Alph because I didn't want to get an Unknown, instead I'll go back later and get something GOOD.
So going down the route nothing too interesting happened, already had my encounter so no need to worry about that. But I did get a rod! And then onto the Union Cave!
I wanted to get myself a Geodude (Gigas) here and I did! I was quite happy about it as Geodudes are amazing. So I gots one and then went through the cave.
After this I went to Ilex Forest and caught myself an Oddish (Ochu) and then I went back to just outside of the Union Cave and managed to get an Ekans! (Ralvuimago), fun times.
I decided to not use a Geodude for this town/the Slowpoke well and I kind of regret it now, but you'll see why later.
SO I OWNED THE SLOWPOKE WELL. I didn't get an encounter down there weirdly enough, but it would've been a Zubat or something anyway so I'm not worried, if I remember I'll go back later and try to get Slowpoke, but if I don't it's ok! The well went fine and nothing got too badly hurt, all in all I was happy with the progress.



SO THEN CAME THE GYM. I managed to wipeout most of the trainers using Baku 'cause I thought, hey a Zubat pwning up a gym, that's pretty chill. But then came Bugsy.
I opened on him with Blank because I thought he opened with something weak, what with being a bug guy, but he opened with Scyther.
I thought to myself "ok, I can do some nice damage here with bite and then maybe need to heal up after his hit"
....so I used bite, well I say used. He opened with U-Turn and.. he.. one shot me.
I WAS SO GUTTED. BLANK YOU WERE SO YOUNG AT THE RIPE OLD LEVEL OF 14. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. HE SWITCHED OUT TO METAPOD AFTER SO I GOT BAHAMUT OUT AND DECIDED TO FRY HIS ASS. So I did, he got the shit kicked out him him and it was good.
And then he got Scyther back out, so he used a Focus Energy on the first turn and I was like "pft" but then my Gust only hit for about 1/5th of his HP.
Not. Good. At. All.
And then he quick attacked me.
It crit.
RIP Bahamut.
WHY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I wished I had used Geodude, why did I not think about this, WHY!!
It was a bad time for me, I switched out to Ramuh to try and get a Thunder Wave off but it was too late, he crit me with U Turn and.. I'm so sorry Ramuh.. I'm.. so sorry :/
After this he used a Kakuna which I switfly burnt alive with Palom, and then his Scyther was back..
I'm all hazy on how this went but all I know is that he got me to 14hp and I only just got him down. I did it though, I got him. Against all odds, I got him. Well not all odds, if I'd have used GIGAS THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. GOOOOOAAAAADDDAFDDASFDASGASG.
I'm so sad right now, but it's time to choose my new team and train before I face my rival (I stand no chance right now with just Palom and Baku left).
In fact I'll show how Bugsy left me quickly, bear in mind it's not for the feint of heart.

As you can see lil' Togepi (Carbuncle) evolved on the way to the Pokécenter, from death comes life I guess.

So I've chosen my team! Here's a little preview before I train like a motherbitch

One thing I'm taking from this experience is that I'm going to level MUCH more in the future. Expect either an insanely overlevelled team for Goldenrod or me giving up before of the overwhelming amount of training. We will see, RIP guys :'(

'til next time

Sproutin' Towerz and Wingin' it Gym Style

'ola! I'm back with another Nuzlocke update and here we go!
So I finished off last time just getting into Violet City and I'll start this one right there.

Righto, after I got into Violet the first thing I did was go straight to Route 32 to try and get me an oqzum Pokémon, I was mainly hoping for a Mareep and to my ACTUAL surprise this time it actually showed up! I gots myself a MAREEEEEEEP (Ramuh) and I was quite happy! I also found out you could find Ekans there and it was a bit of a bummer because Ekans would've been quite interesting to have, but ah well!
After I got Ramuh I decided I'd train up before I went to Sprout Tower, just incase it'd be hard. So I levelled everything up to 8+ with Baku getting 9 (I wanted to use Baku there 'cause I'm a RISK TAKER and Palom would've just been OP and not fun at all).
So after I trained I went into the 'sprout Tower, and I made sure it was night because I really wanted a GASTLY! Now I was expecting a Gastly but I would've also been happy with a Bellsprout, I mean a grass type is never bad, but a ghost would've been great. I even had a name planned out and everything! (Atomos) BUT IT WASN'T IN THE CARDS. As you can probably guess by now from the way I'm writing this I was quite unlucky in the Tower, INCREDIBLY unlucky if I'm honest, because I didn't get Gastly.. oh no, and I didn't even get a Bellsprout, I GOT A GOD DAMN RATTATA (Blank). it has a FIFTEEN PERCENT CHANCE compared to the 85% chance for Gastly <_< I mean srsly. I didn't encounter a SINGLE other Rattata in the entire place. But my FIRST encounter haaaaaaad to be Gastly D: So sad stoooooooory, but oh well.
Rattata isn't BAD, it's just not what I wanted. AH WELL AH WELL.
So yeah, I went alllllll the way through the tower with good ol' Baku and for a Zubat he is such a bro, he took out all dem evul Gastlies and Bellsprouts without problems, but I did switch him out for Ramuh to takeout the Hoot-hoots despite not having Thundershock yet (wanted to get it though, for the gym!). Oh, and for the VERRRRRY last guy I switched out for Palom 'cause I wanted to change it up, and I whipped the floor with his Bellsprouts (although I changed to Ramuh for the Hoothoot) and it was alllll awsum.

RIGHTO. So now came the Gym and I decided to get Ramuh up to Thundershock level beforehand, so I did! And I went into the gym with a fullon set of SKEELS.
I wiped out the first 2 rookie trainers with Palom and then took on the gym leader himself with Ramuh.
It was a little bit of a menacing fight, the first Pidgey was NPNP but then the first hit of his Pigeotto CRIT me. Was pretty scary but he pulled through and managed to secure me the Zephyr badge! Wootwoot. Fun times!
After this I got myself a good ol' Rock Smash HM and then I decided to stop for a little while. Next time I play though I have a dilemma, I can get an egg from Professor Elm's assistant but I can also get a special Pokémon from a guy in the Pokécenter, and more to the point Idk if I even want to get one of these Pokémon as it's guarenteed and Idk if it's cool. Who knows? I'll decide and get back to you! But yeah, it's gone good so far and here's my TEAM before I leave! (I didn't forget, I'm so cooool)

As you can see Blank is still a SCRAAAB and I benched Garuda because 3 birds :x it was a little sad for me so I wanted to do something.

But yeah, 'til next time guise! I'll see you on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide

POKÉVENCHAAH Part One

Yello'! So I started a Pokémon Soul Silver NUZLOCKE earlier and I thought it'd be a cool idea to BLOG it. I really would love to vid it but I have no way of recording my DS (well, I can record on my phone but LAWL @ that quality) so I thought I'd write it out as best as I can!
I won't be going through EVERY battle but I'll give recaps of things like gym leaders and I'll defo be sure to mention any new captures and deaths (if I have any!)
It's also worth mentioning I'm doing a kind of anti-dupe rule where I can't can't anything more than once (fak getting 6 Zubats!)

ALAS, the adventure begins! I've called myself Ash in this simply because it's my name. And my rival is Gary, for the epic lulz of course.
So to choose my starter I went by what was on my trainer card and the last number was 6, so I went for Cyndaquil ('cause Typhlosion is 6 in the 'dex!), and I called it Palom (wouldn't you like to know!) and then my first 2 Pokémon were Pidgey (Bahamut) and.. *drum roll 'cause it's incredibly depressing* a SPEAROW (Garuda). Now usually it'd be cool, but I got TWO birdies first :/, quite disappointing, but ah well. If one dies I'll still have fly, which is quite nice!
Now the fourth Pokémon I got was actually a nice suprise! I mean it was really cool to get because it was something completely different and great. What was it? Hoot-hoot (Porom).

LULUL. 3 birds D: I mean srsly, whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy. It was a real bummer to get 3 different birds but meh, that's the nature of the Nuzlocke!
After that debacle I took on Youngster Joey, and I know I said I'd only go over important fights, but Joey IS important!
Bahamut wrecked his Rattata, so much for being in the top percent! Ok, maybe it wasn't a complete wrecking, he actually CRIT me and left me at 4hp. Was scary but Baha pulled through and got to level 4, one step closer to stardom!
Next route was 31 and I was really debating skipping Dark Cave because Idk if I wanted yet another flying type (Zubat of course), but Joey rang me and I thought to myself "well, at least I don't just have a Rattata!", so I went in and to my (non) surprise I got a Zubat! (Baku)

AND I HAVE SOME VERY BAD NEWS. For myself more than anything. I just realized that I accidentally missed my first Route 31 encounter, I didn't notice when it went from 30-31, argh! It would have been a Bellsprout though and I COULD have cheated to just get it (battle until I find another one) but I won't. Ah well, my loss I guess! I mean I'll probably get one in the tower but I do want a Ghastly instead, we'll see we'll see.
So on Route 31 I fought Wade and for his first 3 Pokémon I started out with Baku and switched out to Palom to quickly kill them, but he used a Weedle third and poisoned Palom so I decided to try and take out his last Caterpie with Baku and to my surprise it absolutely shocked me to the core, Baku got TWO crits in a row! A ZUBAT 3 shot something higher level than itself with drain life! It was beastly! :D (for the record I did of course buy Antidotes and use one on Palom)

Now the rest of the route was a little scary, I fought a Rattata that CRIT my Palom and almost KO'd me (well, took me to 5hp :s) so that kept me on my toes. But I did of course pot and survive, thank god! I'd have hated to be left with 4 flyers so soon into the game! Not that fliers are bad, but it's always nice to have variety.
And I think I'll stop my blog here (mainly because I'm going off to play some other GAIMZ for a bit) it's been a fun start though! And to leave you guise I think I'll show you my team in its whole glory! *going to get phone connecty cable*

inoino, they all suck right now, but next time I play I'm gonna train like a baws before I go into the Bellsprout tower and HOPEFULLY get a Ghastly! And maybe, just maybe, I'll also own up the gym leader. We'll see, 'til next time!

You're alright, kid

I've spent many hours sitting here deciding how to write this blog and I guess this is how I'll do it, the same way I start every other blog (by telling you how long it's taken to write the intro)
Hello there sailor, it's been a long time. The seas have been calling me and I've not been able to get to my ship to sail out to you. It's okay though, because you're here now.



So I've been wondering if I've ever told you the story of the birthday that went wrong. The birthday I had that wasn't really good, but still not the worst (despite the events), and I don't think I have, so today's blog is going to be just that, the story (as short as it is)

BASICALLY it was my Idk what birthday, maybe 8th? or something, Idk. All I know is that I lived in St Albans at the time, so I was young-ish. Anyway, on that particular birthday I went to a shop (Idk which one) and got myself a cheat cartridge! For my gamebody colour of course, and I was so darn happy. I was gonna do so much, like get infinite masterballs and omfg MEW! Was quite happy as you can imagine. So before going home we went to go to a park to go play around and it was next to a river so we went to catch crayfish, was quite fun. I think they're like crabs or lobsters or Idk, was ages ago! Wasn't too shallow water and boy it was probably fun. Idk for sure though because I can't remember.
Anyway a few hours pass and we go back to the car and can you guess what happened? Well, one of the back windows was smashed and the door was unlocked. Yup, we'd been robbed.
You know what they took? They took my gameboy and they took the cheat cartridge. And other stuff obviously, but as I was a young boy I didn't really care about that.
I had lost my gameboy. My. Game. Boy. Was. Gone.
Why? Why would you steal that from a child? I don't know if you know this but I've never been rich. I never got a new gameboy, in fact I was miserable for the rest of the day.
I had to wait years to actually get another gameboy, and it was a terrible loss. I mean yeah I could still play the PS and I actually had FRIENDS back there, but still.
Meh, life is a cunt.


Anyway what have I been doing? I completed the elite four on White 2 and I've gotten all the Eevelutions except Umbreon now. The only reason I don't have it is because FRIENDSHIP EVOLUTIONS PLS FK U M9.
But yeah. It's been quite fun, right now I'm training a team to go defeat elite four round 2 (all 70+ plllllis) and it's going well, my team isn't the best but I don't care ty. It's Dragonite, Glaceon, Espeon (TWO EEVEES WHAT OF IT BITCH), Leavanny, Emboar and AZUMARILL. But right now Azu is pretty much just for HMs (all the water ones and strength ty), and I have plenty to use instead npnp.

I've also been grinding Archaeology on WoW which sucks. I play it for like an hour or 2 a day if I do play it, which isn't everyday now. I also tried out a bit of TERA and it seems ok. Maybe it'd be more fun with a friend or something but nobody wants to play with me obvs. And I tried out a little Miss Fortune on LoL and, well, I guess I should tell you I uploaded a video and actually post it:

I guess you can watch that, if you want.


So yeah. Also I went downstairs the other day and I found an opened letter adressed to me. That is completely outrageous and out of order, it's even ILLEGAL to intercept mail. Fucking assholes.
Incase you're wondering it told me that the money I recieve has been cancelled. Here's another story, I asked someone to post a letter a couple of weeks ago and they didn't for a long time and I didn't know and because of them telling me they'd post it and then not posting it my money has been stopped.
Thanks. It means a lot. You borrow money off me every week then make me lose my only source of income. yeah, I'm obviously a scrounger but fuck you, fuck everyone.


Anyway, thanks for reading a goodbye

In depth post

Big disclaimer here: I'm writing this out on my phone and I'm in PAIN of the tooth right now, so expect mistypes and random lack of spaces, as much as it pains me to do so.


Alright so yesterday was one of the biggest shitstorms of a day I've had for ages, which isn't a suprise considering my lack of life.
So I woke up the day before yesterday around midday because I thought it was Saturday.
My plan was to go to sleep at a normal time Sunday so I could wake up at a normal time Monday, but that plan broke when I realized it was Monday at around 3-4am. I was not happy at all because I had a massive set of forms to fill out and I had to write out my JOB SEARCH (cool right) before I went out a few hours later, not fun. So by the time I'd finished that I wasn't really tired enough to sleep so I didn't, despite knowing I'd be tired later. It's ok though because if I slept I'd oversleep. TANGENT HERE (spelling ty) I later fell asleep at like Idk oclock, before 7 I think Idk, I was woken up to be given food randomly at one point but went back after I ate, my point being that I woke up at 7-8am and I'd like to say my body wants way too much sleep, Idk why, I'm even tired now and it's 10:22.
BACK TO STORY.
So I go along with my day and even randomly watch Harry Potter for sone reason. Usually I'd play a game but lately Idk, no drive really. Such a shame. Anyway a couple of hours before I usually leave my mum was all I DON'T WANT TO BE DRIVING ALL THE WAY TO TOWN IN THIS WEATHER. So I was disappointed I couldn't get a free lift, but that's fine RIGHT? Or so I thought.
So around 1pm I leave to get to the busstop and I arrive 5mins late which means I have to wait 30mins to get the next bus, "that's fine I guess" I said in my head, so I waited. Bear in mind it was all cold out and my shoes have holes in and were making my feet freezing. Oh and my plan was to buy shoes while I was out BUT later I just decided not to. I mean fuck that.
Anyway I waited 25 mins and saw the bus coming. See it has to pass the other side of the road first then turn around a roundabout to get back to my stop.
So as I see it I stand up and get out of the bus stop to wait. At this point I was quite bored, but happy I was getting the bus in a sec.
5 mins passes and I see the bus coming, and I reach into my pocket to get my money. A few more seconds pass and the bus drives past.
Um? I wave as the guy was padt the stop, but he does nothing. Doesn't even slow down. At this point I'm quite worried as this bus would have arrived at town just before the appointment I have, letting me be there 5mins early, whereas the NEXT bus gets me there LATE.
So I wait 5mins to see if he was coming back and he didn't, so I text my mum saying what had happened, because I'd text a friend but I have none obvs. Then I call her because I was fucking livid. And then my phone died.
After this I sit at the bus stop an HOUR more and then get fucking bored because the next 2 busses didn't even fucking come, so I went home.
I called up the job center (which took the piss) and said I'd be late, and then I had to get a fucking taxi to town. Massive fucking pisstake. So that costed more than a return bus would but MEH. So I got there expecting to get shit for being late, missing a review meeting AND not handing in my FORMS last time. But instead they said nothing and it was another in/out appointment. Stayed up all night worrying for nothing ty.
Anyway so I went to go get a bus back and I JUST missed my bus. I was pissed yo. So I decided to get a wrong bus back home as soon as any one stopped. I got on one that went 30mins from my house and then walked home. It sucked balls that all this costed almost £10 AND my phone was dead the phole time so I had to sit through peoples shitty music on the bus and 'silence' on the walk home.

YEYE. When I got home I played some Pokèmon then tried sleeping but someone decided to blast music (midday Monday GO FUCK YOURSELF FFS FUCKING ASSHOLE) and it was vibrating the house rather agitating me as it does. So yeah I can't remember much more. I also had a DREAM I can't remember. Anyway this was my day. More to write about for one day I go out than there is for 2 weeks of my miserable life. Isn't it cool.

So yeah, I have insane toothache aka an abcess right now, so farewell, bon apetite and ay corumba. (Idk)

GOODBYE FOR NOW

#DREAMTEAMASSEMBLE

So as I'm sitting here thinking of a title I'm also realizing that the few things I had to put into this blog weren't really enough to fill an entire blog, so I'm now thinking of stuff to put in here to make it nice and full. It's probably not going to be pages and pages BUT WE WILL SEE.

Firstly I guess I'll say I've stopped playing WoW as much as I did before and I've even cancelled my second account. I mean it's full of stuff in the first few days after the reset and then there's other little things to do, but it's just not as gripping as it could be. I also got the Tol'vir archaeology mount the other day (the BLUE BUG), it wasn't really on my list of things to get, but it's alright I guess.
I also got my second legendary gem and I still don't have a weapon to put it in, woo.

In other gaming news I've been playing more League of Legends and I thought to myself "wouldn't it be cool if there was a Pokémon version with different Pokémon instead of champions, like Sneasel and Gligar, or something like Blaziken. But then I thought "well the item system might be a bit too difficult and stuff so Idk", but it's still a STELLAR IDEA. I also think I should buy more champs but I cba to spend either real cash or all my IP, OH WELL.

ALSO I've been owning dat Pokémon ting pretty nicely and I've made my way to the VICTORY ROAD. I was going to just zerg through it but got Waterfall and went to explore instead, it's all good. I also went and got an EEVEE and evolved it into an Espeon, one of my favorite Pokémans I must say, and it urged me to write out a 6 Pokémon DREAMTEAM that I'd use if types and disadvantages didn't mean anything in the pocket monster world.
Now it's an incredibly hard task to take upon myself but I've got a couple I think deserve at least a small mention, and here they are:
Espeon - It's a great little guy, despite how evil it can be at times. It's got BEASTLY special attack and packs a massive punch.
Gligar - I never realized until recently how good this guy can be. It's a bit of a glass-cannon which sucks balls, but it can do quite a nice bit of damage. It can't fly despite being a flying type, and that really hurts MY FEELERS.
Flygon - Now this is a pretty tough choice for me as a lot of Dragon types are really amazing, but I think this one is pretty good. I really love Dragon types and I can't really describe why I've chosen this, but THAT'S THAT.
Dragonite - IT'S ANOTHER DARGEN. It's a really solid Dragon too. The reason I've chosen it is because dragons are great and this probably has one of the widest movesets in the entire game. It's TOP NOTCH.
Weavile - What can I say, Ice AND Dark type and it looks pr0 too. It's a swift, powerful pookiemawn and it can tear anything that lets its defense down to shreds.
Now I WAS going to give the 6th spot to either Azumarill or Mankey, but then I thought that I just can't. Because I can't decide. Plus there are so many more awesome Pokémon it would be unfair. So instead of choosing I'll leave it undecided. Oh and it's worth noting that I'd probably never use this team due to it not being varied enough. BUT OH WELL.

In real life news I accidentally missed an important review meeting last week, and I have to face repercussions on Monday. Not looking forward to it. I also have to fill out a massive set of forms by Monday too. It's not really fun at all. I'm also not having any luck getting a job and I think my brother was fired from his. See he's so shit he gets fired whereas I'd actually do a good job. Oh well, I'll just be jobless and poor forever. Or not, maybe I'll get lucky and find a dead end job. Gotta get dem hopes up.

In other real life news it's almost been a year since I drank any of the soft stuff, it's a big ol' time for me. I think I might actually have myself a small can on the day, you know, as a TREAT. Idk what to have yet, thoughts? 'cause Idk, it's pretty hard to decide. I just don't know.
I BELIEVE the exact day was the 17th of February, so we'll see. (I'm basing this off good old blog posts, and on the 17th of Feb apparently all I had was a can of relentless, oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh) so yeah. WE. WILL. SEE.

I'm so starving right now, I'm watching Harry Potter for some reason and sitting on my LoL interfacing debating playing a game. I think I might try one with Ahri because I quite like the style, but Idk. I also think I might have some porridge, IDK THOUGH. requires effort and the microwave will make noise. Or I could just eat bread. I really want some biscuits though, I REALLY WANT SOME BUT IT'S SATURDAY AND TESCO IS SHUT :( I really want some PLS QQQqqqqqqqqqqqQqqQqqQQqqqQQqqQQQqQQqq
But yeah, fkkking starving, going to go now guise, I'll be seeing you!

I AM TRULY BLESSED

Taking time out from owning face to list things that I am happy about in life.
Even if I don't realize things all the time and even if I just act hateful about stuff, I'll make sure to remind everyone that I do in fact thank the lawd I have what I have. And what do I have? Well you're in the right place to find out.

I'm thankful I have a home, somewhere to sleep at night and enough money for food.
I'm happy I have a PC and internet connection. They may not be the best, and I may not have top of the line peripherals, but I'm very happy that I have these things.
I'm over the moon that I'm good at playing games. I know it might sound weird, but when I see people that are really bad it just makes me realize that it really is something that not everyone has (I usually think everyone can be amazing, and I'm sure they can, but as long as I see baddies I just feel really good)
I'm happy I have fully working limbs. Eh, it speaks for itself but I'm really happy I have 2 arms, 2 legs and working hands/feet. I CAN TYPE ON A KEYBOARD WITH THESE.
I'm glad I was born in a technologically advanced age. I think if I was born during an old age time I'd probably be in a lot worse of a shape than I am now.
Lastly I guess I'm happy that I'm not blind or deaf. That would surely suck



well then

It's contagious

Hello. I'd like to start this off by giving a nice little index list of things I'm putting in this post.
Here you go [finishlater]


I hate my life. I know, I've said it before. I fluctuate between liking it and hating it. Sometimes I think it's meh and sometimes I think it's alright. But when I sit down and actually examine it I just get hurt. It's an incredibly depressive moment for me to look into my life and realize how little I am.
Let me think, ah yes, this is some information to give.
I have no real life friends. Not a single person to see in real life. I mean I see my mother and my brother(s) sometimes, but they live with me. In fact I go out of my way to not be in the same room as my older brother, because of who he is. It makes my existance very lonely.
I also only have about.. 2? online friends. I know, one of them tells me they have no friends, but if I'm honest I can't see it. I'm not really joking when I say how few people I know. And want to know the sadder fact? If they actually cared a 10th of the amount I did they'd be amazing friends. In reality they just don't really care. I usually talk to them and they just "cba" to reply. Or spend a couple of hours doing something else and when they have something they want to talk about they'll talk to me and MAYBE acknowledge the fact I said something. MAYBE.
Oh sad life.
I also sit here every night applying to jobs and it has no result. I've gotten about 3 interviews in my life, oh I'm so cool.
And everyone I know has fallbacks if they run out of money. Rich relatives? Np.
PRIOR WORK EXPERIENCE? NNNNNNP.
Actual friends to ask for help? Well it's no problem at all my friend.
You know what's really sad? I am SCARED of going outside and talking to people. Because I'm not good enough, I'm such a pathetic person in the core that I can't amount to enough to be a friend for someone.
This, of course, isn't true. I'm a better person "at heart" than most people I know. They just get more because they were born with confidence. Something I was not born with, nor do I posses much of. It's another sad truth.
I actually think I should give up real life. I mean I'm in a good spot, I can actually just disregard "loneliness", it's not actually that bad. I'm good at games, I could just sit here and delude myself, pretending I'm a hot shot big boy. I'm cool.


I started playing a lot of League of Legends this week. Will probably stop though, as the only reason I started in the first place was to play with people. It's a shame nobody I know plays or wants to play with me.
I could level up to max but it's a massive chore because every time I play there's at least one guy raging at me for being bad,  when I'm sure I'm doing nothing wrong. I read up whenever I try a new champion but actually perfecting it is a lot harder than reading a guide. And people are just not forgiving, it's like they only play to be rude and arrogant towards people.
I mean my last game was as Yi and I'd played him the day before and did quite well, so I thought what's the worst that could happen? Well, I was made to go bot with a random ranged carry and they pretty much took every creep, and when I did try to get my own the opposing team had 2 derps to get me every time. Idk if it's just me being shit (likely) or what, but Garen is an asshat. I mean I try to autoattack a creep and run and he just gets up my ass, and even if I try to fight back he tanks everything I have, it's ridiculous. Anyway so I had a shitty early game (the guy on the lane with me whos champion I forgot died twice within 10 minutes and we'd lost the lane within that time too) and then we just lost hard. Idk man, Idk. I managed to build up some nice items at one point and went to try and kill Garen just 'cause we'd lost anyway and I popped everything in the game and he still took no damage. This is pretty much unrelated to anything I just wanted to say how much it pissed me off.
I also did my first normalmode WoW raid in MOP yesterday. Was pretty easy (faceroll even). I was happy with my performance and I even won one of my best in slot trinkets (absolute BiS until heroic modes I believe) which means I have both of the BiS pre heroic trinkets now on my Hunter@
Was a bit of a shambles though as one of the Rogues (who has won FIVE items prior) actually started spamming me with whispers asking for the trinket and even trying to buy/trade for it. I told him no as I care more about character progression than money, then he told me mastery was my worst stat.
First off I read all about the classes/specs I play and I can say that mastery (at this time) is my best stat. And it fluctuates between item levels. HE tried telling me haste was the best, which is very wrong. As BM haste is the worst stat (at my gear level) and crit and mastery are very close. Also the Agility proc on this trinket is what makes it so great, the massive uptime and fact it can proc on ANYTHING simply gives it a larger amount of "passive" agil overall than any other trinkets.
Good times.
I've also been playing a little bit of Pokémon White 2 every day just because I can. At the moment I'm just before the 7th gym and doing a little training! My team consists of (I actually have to go and get my DS in order to tell you this because I'm still not good at remembering new names, it's np), Emboar, Sigilyph, Leavanny, Fraxure, Azumarill and Gigalith.
This team changes a bit for different occasions. Right now Leavanny, Azumarill and Emboar have been with me since the very first gym. Gigalith was put in just before the birdy gym and I could not have made a better choice. This guy is AAAAMAZING. He pretty much soloed the gym (well he could have, but I used other Pokémon too just because I don't like to put everything on one Pokémon). Sigilyph is pretty much only here as my flier but I chose him because I didn't have any Psychics, so why not? And Fraxure is a DRAGON. The only one I have, and I always want a dragon in my team. So he's here. He evolved in 2 levels. I hope he becomes good then (as he's not too good right now)
I think I should realistically swap Azumarill out for something better, but I'm quite attached to it. I like Azumarill and I think I can do well enough without just going for an OP comp.


On a related note I watch Marriland now and it makes me want to Nuzlocke, but I don't want to lose any Pokémon so I'm screwed. If only I had an extra DS or even better an extra copy of a game. Ah well, it's ok.
I also have to buy a 3DS if I want to play Pokémon X or Y, as they don't work on a normal DS. I probably won't get one unless I get a job, which is quite unlikely as I suck as life.

I'm debating whether to post this or not now as I just ate and I'm not as sad.
But I will post it as it has some interesting stuff to do with games and whatnot.
I will see you and raise you one, for king and for country.

Goodbye for now.