Friday, 23 November 2012

I'll never amount to anything

 I'm too lazy to write real stuff RIGHT now, but I did feel I needed to write a blog as it's been a while
So here's some questions

Last time you consumed alcohol?
a long time ago, probably over a year

When was the last time you saw your best friend?
nobody considers me their best friend so therefore I probably don't have one (it's something that actually made me feel incredibly sad when I found out, that the person I considered my best friend didn't think it back)

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
I'm not sure, I think I was sitting at my computer bored

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I was doing a BG I think. It was not fun

How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
well they're alright I guess

Three words to explain why you last threw up?
It's been a very long time since I've thrown up

How's your heart lately?
I'm not sure, probably good. But I do sometimes feel it hurt, so maybe I'm dying or something

Where did your last hug take place?
meh, a long time ago, the only time I can even remember a hug in my entire life was some time this year and the person didn't even hug me back

Who was the last person to hold your hand?
probably my mum, and it was probably when I was about 4

Did you have a good birthday this year?
No, it wasn't good at all

Are you tired right now?
maybe a little bit, but it's the slight tiredness I feel all day, and even if I try to sleep with it I can't, so I guess not?

Have you ever been called a tease?

Three days from now will you be in a relationship?

How old will you be in 11 months?

Was yesterday better than today?
meh, it's less than 5 hours into today, so no

What does your last text message say?
something about the bad part of having a lizard and leaving the light on when its bright outside but I'm too lazy to get my phone

What month is your birthday in?

When was the last time you saw your dad?
a few months ago

Relationship status?
I was going to put something depressing here, but instead I'll just say I'm alone

What is your favorite color?
I don't have one

Do you like coffee?

Do you like iced tea?
never had it

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
there's only one side to my single bed

Do you know how to play poker?

What were you doing at 12:00 last night?
nothing I can remember

Do you smile a lot?
probably, Idk, I try to be happy I guess

Do you know how to drive a stick shift?

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?

Do you wear any jewelry?

What time did you go to sleep last night?
Idk, 9-10? am

Where did you sleep last besides your own bed?
uhh, besides my own bed I guess I slept on someone elses sofa, and that was many, many months ago

Have you ever kissed someone?
I actually don't think I have, thanks

Have you ever done yoga?

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Do you know any foreign languages?
not fluently

Are you crushing?
uhhh.. no? I have no idea

Who was the last person you had in your car?
well I don't own a car

What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
the last time I was in a cinema was probably when I was like 12, so I can't remember

How are you feeling?
not too good thanks for being the first person to ask this week

Who do you text the most?
I text anyone that texts me, so I'd have to count who texts me the most
and I won't do that because it will just put me in a worse mood

Are you going on vacation this summer?
No, I'm not

What's the area code for your cell phone?

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
I didn't buy it, Idk where it's from

What is the closest purple thing to you?
my phone case

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
yes, always

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
well considering how badly I hate life I would have to say I probably would

Friday, 16 November 2012

I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting (waiting, waiting)

RIGHTO! So I've really being going hard on Minecraft over the past week, it's unreal. QUITE SAD REALLY. I found an amazing world and I've been owning it hard. Within the first ingame week (Idk how that's gauged in real time) I'd built a nice shack by a hillside, put a secret tunnel out and expanded it into the hill!
I also went out and conquered a MANSION (hadn't seen one of those before!) and a fortress! THAT WAS JUST IN THE FIRST WEEK@@@

At this point I've managed to expand my shack/tunnel complex and I've added a rail in it, and I've also got an enchanting room, chests and a portal to the nether! I also have an underground tree which is quite epic.
I've also killed Israphel about 5 times (srs) and I've ventured into the Nether and managed to get literally about 4-5 stacks of diamonds. Not to mention an UNGODLY amount of gold and iron (literally too much to use!)
I'm at the moment sitting on fully enchanted diamond gear because of all the levels I've gotten, I have about 14 life points (or 24? I think it's 14 though) which is something like level 60 to get, but I spent the levels on enchanting so I didn't get more :( worth it though! I've managed to destroy around 4, 5 or 6 towers (MAYBE MORE IDK) whereas in previous worlds I'd have died like a little bitch to the golem up the top :/
I've also finished an entire dungeon (that took probably over an hour, it went all the way down to bedrock level with shit tonnes of rooms/hallways full of monsters) and I've sieged a fair few fortresses and castles too. It's really been an epic journey!
Right now though I'm a bit lost because I went exploring on my AIRSHIP (fuckyeah, I have one of those bad boys) and when I logged out for the night and came back all my waypoints had gone :s so I'm extremely lost, but it's ok, I'll get back somehow.

The new task I've set for myself ingame is THAUMCRAFT. It seems really interesting! I have shitloads of artifacts that are absolutely useless to me so it'll be interesting to try out! will mean having to get back home and expand the cave to make room, but it'll be worth it I hope.

Eventually I hope to venture to The End in this world (maybe), and face the Ender Dragon, but it'll be an extreme challenge because in order to even start I need all those Ender Pearls, and I hardly ever find Endermen, let alone get them as drops :/ (I actually found the End Portal already, just need those pearls!)


Thank ye for the read

Thursday, 8 November 2012

Yeah I had it all, sat on top of the world

but I threw it away just to prove that I could

So here's some random questions incase I forget to blog again

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? well closed I guess
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?  I've never slept in a hotel
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Idk, in? if by sheets you mean SHEETS, obviously I don't care because it's under me
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?  no. 
Do you like to use post-it notes? never used them but I guess they're ok
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?  nah
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?  bear
Do you have freckles?  NAAAH
Do you always smile for pictures?  nah
What is your biggest pet peeve?  Idk, probably pieces of shit aka cunts aka fucking assholes aka most people
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?  nah
Have you ever peed in the woods?  probably, Idk
What about pooped in the woods? lolno
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?  nah, there's not usually no music playing
Do you chew your pens and pencils?  nah
What size is your bed?  it's just a normal bed
What is your Song of the week?  I've spent too much time watching streams with just music in the background this week to have one, but I guess you could scroll up and see the first line of the blog to see my song of the minute
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?  of course (see what I did there?)
Do you still watch cartoons?  nah, I don't watch anything
Whats your least favorite movie?  anything black and white with really bad sound
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?  Idk, somewhere good
What do you drink with dinner?  water or coffee
What do you dip a chicken nugget in? nothing, unless it's McDonalds then I'd.. actually I don't get a drink there anymore, so nothing
What is your favorite food?  can't think of a favorite

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?  DON'T REALLY WATCH MOVIES MORE THAN ONCE MOST OF THE TIME IDK
Last person you kissed/kissed you?  I don't think I've been kissed for, like, 17 years? who knows
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?  nah
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?  depends how much I get for it
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?  not that long ago, but it never got there so I guess Idk
Can you change the oil on a car?  never tried
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?  no
Ran out of gas?  no?
Favorite kind of sandwich?   Idk, I don't really eat them
Best thing to eat for breakfast?  Idk, whatever I want at the time
Are you lazy?  depends if I want to do something
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?  never dressed up for halloween
What is your Chinese astrological sign?   Idk, I could google it but I cba
How many languages can you speak?  ONE TY
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?  nah
Which are better legos or lincoln logs? lego
Are you stubborn? I don't think so
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?  Idk who these people really are
Ever watch soap operas?  yeah, oh I thought it said WATCHED but I don't anymore
Afraid of heights?  Idk, I'd have to go up high and see if I get scared
Sing in the car?  I guess not, I'm conscious of whether or not people can hear me now

Sunday, 4 November 2012

I remember it all, I remember it all

So not much has happened in the life of Ash since my last blog, but I have a habit of putting these off for a while sometimes so I'll try to not do that as much anymore (GOODLUCK)

Right so I bought myself a Lil XT the other day for like a fiver, it's a DECENT LOOKING PET so it's worth it obvs.
I also started playing Pokémon for a little bit and managed to get a SURSKIT and a SKITTY. Yeah bitch, I'm skeeled at dem games. I also realized Ralts is more than just awesome, it's a badass too. I pretty much soloed the first 2 gyms with him (and will probably do the third if I go back to the gaimz)

In other news the police came to my house the other day because apparently people were trying to break into my house. Also my brother is a fucking asshole and makes noise all day.
I don't like it, I don't like it at all. Why doesn't he take his trouble and shit elsewhere? Fucking god.


1. What was your childhood nickname?

2. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Idk, earlier probably

3. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?

4. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
I've never driven

5. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

6. How do you eat your cookie?
Well I put it in my mouth and chew

7. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
I don't go to the gym, too expensive

8. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

9. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

Idk, probably a lot but I don't drink

10. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?

I don't think so, but maybe, Idk it doesn't sound like something I'd do

11. How often do you clean out your ears?
Not a lot

12. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Uhh, Idk, fold?

13. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?

14. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Not really

15. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Nothing at all because I haven't been to many

16. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
I don't get dared to do anything so no

17. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

18. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

19. Have you ever played naked Twister?
Never even played Twister

20. Have you ever been drunk at work?

21. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?

22. Do you want to bring sexy back?
 Bitch please, sexy has been HERE for 20 years and it's going strong.

Friday, 2 November 2012

Are you satisfied?

Also going to write blog-stuff!

So I've been playing a lot of minecraft lately, I keep making worlds and finding some pretty cool stuff. The last world I made spawned me in a friendly village next to a DUNGEON and when I broke the walls down to see what was there all I could hear is endermen teleporty noises under me constantly.
Needless to say I got the hell out and went to PREPARE. So I did normal minecraft stuffs like finding wood, getting minerals and suiting up.

Oh and I also messed around with my mod settings too, it's hilarious 'cause now I get shit tonnes of warewolves at night, and also a fair few OGRES. I chose them cause I thought harder monsters would give more exp, Idk if they do but yeah. I also found a FIRE ogre and it was pretty scary, but I owned his ass.
Anyway a few worlds back I also found an AIRSHIP. Was fekkin awesome, here's a pic
as you can see there was also a TOWER next to it.
Usually the tower would be my challenge, but what you can't see from the pic is the  3541233442134 mobs on the airship! I actually had to build a tower under myself to reach the ship but when I got up there I got pretty much 2 shot from a diamond geared pirate :( ah well. I eventually got up there and pillaged dat shizzle, was awesome :')

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

I recently realized I have no best friend
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Idk, no weird moles I know of
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Idklol, I never considered teachers hot (they were teachers after all)
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
5. What body part do you wash first?
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
lolololol no
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I don't think I have any weird talents
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
can't say I have and I don't really want to be
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I've never been grounded because I'm not an asshole
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I've never parked in my life
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
I've not had two dates in my life
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
very many times, for some reason people don't like me when I'm so awesome
15. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one.
putting shoes on is like second nature so I don't really pay attention to that
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
yes they're all assholes to me
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes, I did. I had my first kiss in 8th grade, and I would not trade it for anything.
Idk, which ones french? all I know is the last time I was kissed was back in year FOUR when I was popular and lived back in the first place I ever lived
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
uhhh.. no?
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
I'd prefer to not say, doesn't that make you wonder?
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Idk, maybe I can't remember (I'm a bad person)
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
I'd rather not wash my sheets, I mean the only thing that will ever make my sheets dirty is pissing shitting myself in my sleep, and believe it or not I don't
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
One time a long time ago me and my brothers went to stay with my dad (who lived with his girlfriend) and we were staying in a spare room that apparently his girlfriends sister was staying in and there were a fair few sex toys in there, ps I was pretty young at the time but yeah, I knew what they were np


Thursday, 1 November 2012


I woke up at about 6am today, was actually amazing.
I mean I first woke up at like, 5? (pm) and yeah, that was after about 20 minutes of sleep. Couldn't sleep after that because there was some sort of party going on so I sat in bed all night and eventually fell asleep at Idk when. After that I woke up again at about 11 (I think) AND THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP AND WOKE UP AT THE GLORIOUS NORMAL TIME.

So in real news I need a network card for my PC (a wired one) so I can not have a horrible upload speed. I don't really want to get one online when I can try a PC store but the nearest one is too far to go myself (well it's not, but if I pay for travel and find out they don't have any it's a bit of a waste) so I've asked for a lift (over a week ago) still waiting! I ask every morning, and I ask my mum to tell me if she goes out so I can at least get a lift NEAR (travelling back home is easy and painless)
She of course leaves and goes shopping and picks people up and gives other people lifts without telling me when she leaves the house everyday. Obviously.
I mean it's obviously her either forgetting I'm even here or actively not wanting to help. Either way I'm fine, it's not a big deal really, no honestly that's not sarcasm.

ALSO I DECIDED TO SPEND REAL MONEY ON A GAME. I bought a Lil K.T because it was on offer for £4.50. I did feel a little guilty but I'll live.

Also I'm a bad person because I watched Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers over the past could of weeks online and TOTALLY LEGALLY. because I'm a bad person, but it's ok because I enjoyed myself.

I don't really know how to end the blog, there's stuff I've not put in it but I think I'll save it for another post (hey, it means I won't have to feel bad about leaving it so long to bring new content out)