Thursday, 28 May 2015

Turn down for what?

Do you remember the days where you'd used to be able to sit down and write 29 paragraphs of complete bullshite in one sitting with little to no effort and would still have inspiration left for a rant on the morons of the world?

I do not remember those days, but I do remember the days where I'd take my time and write out an opening paragraph to a blog and then be hit by a sudden surge of inspiration to write the entire thing there and then.
Those days were the best days.

Anyway, hello there! I am still here, I am still alive and somewhat well!  It's been such a long time since I've done one of these though, so excuse the rust. (not sure how to clean that off, I'm sure it'll fall right off eventually, though)  I've not written anything for a long time because firstly I on/off forget I have this thing, because I am dum dum. Also I feel like my life isn't interesting enough. Although that being said my life was never TOO interesting in the first place and I did just fine!

So lately I've been really pushing myself into watching shows and movies that I've heard are great and I've never actually bothered to pursue. These shows include (but are not limited to!) pretty much all the Marvel universe stuff, Flash, Gotham and I'm currently watching Arrow (literally as I write this).

And if I were to rate these shows.. well, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D was a pretty good watch, I liked the introduction of the Inhumans and there were some twists that I didn't see coming, which is nice.
Agent Carter was also pretty cool, not the usual kind of thing I'm used to, but a nice refreshing change that filled in a few blanks from the movies that I never really thought about.
Gotham was ok, not amazing, and I'm kind of glad it's not part of the whole cinematic universe, because then things could get pretty weird.
Flash was also quite great, people have said it's "the best comicbook/superhero TV show out there" and that the finale was the greatest thing ever, but I wouldn't go that far. It was pretty darn good overall, though!
And as for Arrow, so far it's been pretty great! I'm only on episode 8 of the first season though, so you know, can't formulate too much of an opinion yet.
I also watched Hannibal, and it was really good. New season is out pretty soon, so that's really cool!

In the gaming life news I have recently joined a guild that had just started to fill the roster for mythic raiding, and they've quickly shaped to be one of the best raiding experiences I've had in my entire WoW life. And to think the reason I joined was just so I wouldn't feel left out due to all the people I would miss from my old guild. I feel like it's an amazing mix of pretty decent play and.. dare I say it.. nice people. Like, an actual positive atmosphere in every. single. raid. I'm not used to it and I feel that it's quite possibly the greatest thing anyone can look for in a raid team. Sure, 10/10 mythic cutting edge within a month is pretty cool, but if you don't enjoy it it means nothing, and these guys really make me feel welcome. If someone messes up they don't get instantly guild kicked or screamed at to make them feel like a piece of trash, sure they might get benched and they will definitely get talked to, but as a human fucking being. Which is AMAZING. There really is a lot to be said about not being an asshole while in a position of power.
All in all it's been great to experience real progression from the very start of this expansion, and I look forward to T18 and onwards!

Ok so this has been pretty long I guess, I'll tell you about today to end.
Today I woke up at 4am after being awake for around 32 hours the day/s before and I woke up with the worst toothache ever. Well not really, but JEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST I wanted to smash my face through a brick wall. It was such agony, I could not do a thing, and I had to look after a 4 year old from 7am-4pm, so I was dreading that. I managed to relieve the pain by around 6:40ish (not remove it, but make it so I could think, which is always nice) and it's almost fully gone now, which is great.
I'd love to go to a dentist or something but I have no idea where one is, I can't really get enough free time and I don't want to bring a 4 year old, and I cannot afford it, so theres that. Oh well.
Also I got my druid to level 100 finally and did a bit of the ole PvP. The first time I've ever stepped into PvP before PvE when I've reached max level, and I have to say I did actually enjoy it! I've went from thinking Ashran is a massive pile of shite to quite liking it! After the few hours of Ashran I did on my newly dinged druid I am fully PvP geared with 2 conquest pieces, which is pretty decent for literally running about doing bonus objectives, at least I think.
Also Balance Druids with gear are hilarious, starsurgeOPpls.
In other news it is currently 5am and I got back from Tesco around 30 mins ago! Armed with about £4 I brought back 2 full bags of crap, isn't Tesco great? I got some Lucozade because it was on offer. What a great drink for the ole teeth. To be fair, if it's on offer it's on offer, I can't question the offer gods. I also got a massive bag of those ready salted tescos crisps, which are great. And also a bag of chocolate donuts that were reduced to like 30p. And usually reduced donuts are stale as hell, but these are legit still the right softness, which is amazing, it must be said.
I also got some other crap, but you know, cba to go look because I'd have to take my headphones off.

SO YEAH GUYS. I'm off to go watch Arrow or play Hearthstone in bed. (hearthstone on mobile is so god damn good)
Thanks for reading! I was gonna make a video right, but it's 5am so even typing this out is probably too loud, au revoir! (is that how it goes?)

oh right, it wouldn't be a blog if I didn't add my obligatory song of the day, enjoy!
(upon reading this I realized it was not as long as I thought, but my hand really hurts because I punched a brick wall earlier due to the whole agonizing pain in the mouth thing, so yeah, apologized but I DID MY GOD DAMN BEST. peace)

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Time to do it all again

(I've also had a lot on over the past few weeks, so I may or may not put up a lyfe bloggy at some point when I have free time and can be bothered!)

Oh and I've actually stolen these off the net and I stole randomly from a list, so all the numbers are completely wrong.
I USUALLY re number everything when I do these (that's right, I actually put time into doing that!), buuuuuut I cba today, sorry!

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Every now and then if they pop up on my reccomended videos on Youtube
21. What's your least favorite movie? Idk. To be fair nothing I watch is bad for me, but that's because I don't watch a movie if it's something I know I won't like
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I honestly cannot tell you this. Bastard
23. What do you drink with dinner? Anything I have on hand, of course
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I don't usually dip anything in anything, but if I'm at McDonalds and have milkshake, that. (the ice cream milkshake not milky shit)
25. What is your favorite food? Idk. I like fried chicken and pizza. Unhealthy stuff is usually great
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? I guess stuff like Batman is great. I'd watch that trilogy (the Nolan trilogy, that is)
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Well it was probably when I was about 12. Maybe younger. It was some random girl at school. Most likely while playing kiss chase
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? NUP
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I'd honestly be paid to not do this. And I'd 100% accept the payment. (that's a no btw)
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? WELLLLLL. Idk about a letter.
31. Can you change the oil on a car? never tried, probably piss easy
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I don't drive
33. Ran out of gas? ^
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? I don't really have sandwiches
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Anything I can reach
36. What is your usual bedtime? it's never the same, always completely random
37. Are you lazy? in some ways of course I am
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I never dressed up
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? No idea. If it's birthday based my birthday is 23rd August 1992. SO PLEASE DO GOOGLE I CBA
40. How many languages can you speak? THREE! English, Australian and American 
81. Tea or coffee? I'd have to say tea because I've had it for longer. Coffee is good too
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? WHAT THE HELL IS THE LATTER. I actually will google this one. WELL WELL. They look great. Even though I've never had one I'll say snickerdoodle
83. Can you swim well? SURE. Haven't swam since I was a kid though, but sure
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? OF COURSE I CAN BRO
85. Are you patient? yeah yeah get to the next question
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Well I'll never have one but I guess I'd say band. But not a conventional wedding band, something great
87. Ever won a contest? Nothing I can really remember, but maybe as a kid
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Sure I'd go for a bigger dick. Hey, when you're this small everything is on the table EXCEPT my penis that won't even reach
89. Which are better black or green olives?  I don't like olives sadly
90. Can you knit or crochet? it's probably easy but I've never tried. Used a sewing machine before though. I'm so newage
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. I mean I'd love one in my room but heck, it'd probably cause a hell of a lot of trouble
92. Do you want to get married? HELL YEAH. Someone that actually loves me and that will actually have sex with me if I want it? WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE. SHE CAN DO THE WASHING UP AND COOK AND CLEAN AND I'LL EVEN LET HER GET A FULL TIME JOB WHILE I LOOK AFTER OUR SON. (created by me having the sexes, of course) (in reality, sure I'd like to some day. Also I accidentally put italics on and Idk how, but I'll keep it here)
93. If married, how long have you been married? Shock twist I've been married 2 years. Her name is Sarah and we met on a course. OH SNAP.
94. Who was your HS crush? Idk. I take it high school would be like, year 9, 10 and 11. UM. Well, there was this one girl whos name I won't mention that I thought was pretty beautiful. I mean, even though she'll NEEEEEVER read this I won't say her name because to be fair this is the internet and if I don't want someone to know something I just won't write it. AHASHAHAHdahfdhsaf I beat you internet
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? fuck yeah I do, I mean I have nobody to actually cry to so I spend my days in the corner of my room in a ball crying to myself wishing I was dead. (I don't really, incase you don't get the very subtle sarcasm)
96. Do you have kids? I've got a beautiful girl named Lena. She's a couple of months old and she's very dear to me. Also she is imaginary as with my wife
97. Do you want kids? One day of course. If I ever have a girl on my arm and a poon to hit dat on

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

omg fluffy bunnies and candyfloss

HERE'S THE LO-DOWN (Idk how people spell that, but I'm sure you know what I mean)

So stuff has happened right!
> I'm really hot right now
> I drink all the unhealthy shit once more, and it still tastes like guilt and pleasure mixed as one
> I lost the job I technically had yet didn't actually work at (apart from an induction), I really SUCK at life
> I got a new phone that's semi-new and actually lasts longer than 10 minutes while actually using it, omfg
> my REEEEEEEEEALLY shitty tooth finally came out, but another bad thing on that subject is one of my teeth BROKE while eating pork scratchings. Yeah, my teeth suck balls. I hate my life sometimes
>  I totally thought I'd have more to say

I'm actually supposed to go to a review meeting in a few days and my jobs advisor will be pretty mad at me when I tell him I'm jobless. fml plis.
OHH OHOHOHO I ALSO GET MY SUPER DUPER ONCE A YEAR PET TOMORROW. I went to sleep early last night in preparation for tonight to get it 'cause a GM told me it would spawn 20th, then I waited over an hour in Sillithus, THEN IT DIDN'T SPAWN LLULULUL. Lying GMs suck.

Ah well. Not much else to report right now! I really wanna start a new game on White 2 but I'd lose all my Pokémon, wooooooes

Monday, 27 May 2013



But my life isn't epic enough! So instead here's some STUFFS.

I've technically kind of sort of got a job now, but it's only technically training atm. Basically training lasts 2 weeks and they're 5 day weeks at 11.5 hours a day each. Nasty stuff.
It also takes aaaaaaaaaaaalooooooooooong time to even get to the place. It will be awful.
Also the other day I walked home from there and it took me 3 hours and it was raining shit loads, it was like GOD was raining down on me.
I also have a massive bruised big toe that hurts like a bitch now. No idea why the fuck it's my big toe but it huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrttttttts qq. I googled and apparently I have a burst blood vessel or some shit. I probably don't, but if it makes it sound worse than it is I'll say it is lul.

In other news I got my mage to level 90 the other day. That's how boring my life is, I have to talk about levelling a character. I DON'T CARE THOUGH I'VE WANTED A 90 MAGE FOR AGES. Mages are obvs OP and I just wanted to see if they really are as powerful as I think. It's always fun for me to try out a new class, I recently levelled a Warrior too and it was cool trying to be as good as I could on it, and it's the same with this mage of course! I like to switch talents and stuff per fight and I suck balls so I'm still getting used to using abilities right.
Like the time move thingy that makes you go back in time, just yesterday I fked up and used it just before Icy Veins and it wasted my CD, I sucked so bad pls QQ. And I also forget to keep up the evocation buff sometimes. It's all the fun of learning a new class I guess!

I've also been doing more pet battlez since 5.3 introduced a bunch of pets. I've ran Karazhan, TK and SSC about 8 times now and I still don't have all the pets from there, grrrrrr. I also managed to get one of the rarest new pets within minutes of the patch - the Unborn Val'kyr! It's such an awesome pet, it looks like Angewomon from digimon (l0l). quite cool! Pretty sure I was one of the first people on Eonar to get it (it's quite rare, srsly. And I did get it within literal minutes@)
But who knows!

IN OTHER NEWS. I've broken the code and started drinking the beverages.
I've drank sooo much vanilla coke over the past month, and I kind of regret it. But on the other hand I love vanilla coke :(
I've also tried to find an ASH bottle of coke (They have names now!) but failed :@ I've found almost everyone else, but not me plllls. I think there are only 2 peoples names I've not found so far (myself included) suxxxxxx.

Idk what else to put here now :'(
My life is too boring, SORRY. But ah well. I really want to walk to Tesco but it hurts to walk, ggrrrrrrr.

Anyway, thanks for reading guys! Have a good one@@

Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Well I've been lazy, god damn it

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY BLOG AT ALL. In fact, I visit it everyday and think of what to write, but I can't think of words to put :/

So I've been doing a little bit of STUFF since I made my last blog, I've had about 4 interview THINGS and yeah, no job yet "technically", but I don't really care. If I'm honest I don't even want a job unless it's in the Tesco near me or my local Budgens. No shame in that really, I just fucking hate public transport and working anywhere else would involve that. Meh.

So yeah I've also been playing deh games. I got the ONYXIA DRAKE and I was so happy. I also saw the DRAKE OF THE SOUTH WIND drop, which is incredibly rare (I think it was South, it was the one from the RAID) and I lost the roll (I was bottom of 3 people) and then the person that won it gave it to me because he didn't want it and wanted to be an ass to the guy that was second. I mean I could've easily kept it and I'm sure both people would have lived, but I gave it away to second highest roll. I then found out it's rarer than the Onyxian drake and I'll never actually see it again, or get it. Meh.
I've also been farming ZANDALARI WARBRINGERS because they drop 3 mounts, and even though the droprate is moderately decent I went about 30-40 kills without a mount. Most of the kills were solo, and these things are no joke and actually kill me sometimes pls, and some were 2/3 man.
So earlier I did one in a full raid group because it was up and I thought WELL WHY NOT A MOUNT WON'T DROP LOL!?!/1?! but one did. and oh god you should have heard my cries, I screamed out loud in anger because I knew I'd lose (what with about 6 people being in range to actually roll)

I also shaved for the first time in ages a couple of weeks ago. It sucks to not have a nice fluffy beard (not that it was TOO fluffy, but it was long enough to RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH) but I guess it's ok. I'll grow it back as soon as I can, 'cause I'm awesome.
I also drank my first sodabeveragething after quite a bit over a year a few weeks ago. I'd gotten an ice cold pepsi from KFC because my order was gotten wrong. But meh, I thought it was ok to treat myself after so long. I also had an interview the day after so yoloswag I'm awesome, aren't I?

I also had some vanilla coke a couple of weeks after. YES MAN. YES. I have been searching for it for ages and Budgens randomly had it in stock because apparently it's been "brought back by popular demand". I was so happy mayn, I know certain people don't like it, but MAAAAAAAAAAAN be happy for me :'(
On this subject I also have a can of cherry coke here that I actually bought to give someone once A LONGASS TIME AGO LUL. It apparently goes out of date on April 2013 "approximately" (which was yesterday), so I'm considering drinking it.
Idk what else to write :(  I need more games to play. I want Sims City but even if I had a job I wouldn't pay the ridiculous price. GIMME A GAME OMFG LIFE GIVE ME GAAAAAAAAAAAMES.

So yeah guys, sorry for being lazy. I'd tell you I'm going to post more often, but I'm lazy and I feel even more guilty if I post a single paragraph (as opposed to not posting at all), I just love to fill these things with as much content as possible.

Here's a random picture to leave you with. Thanks for reading guys!

Sunday, 7 April 2013


So here's a few things I've done since I last made a blog:
I've gotten up early to actually go out way too many times.
I felt like I was DYING because I was ill for like 2 weeks. HAD THE WORST COLD OF MY LIFE AND THEN A COUGH TOO.
I've gained a liking for Ice Tea, and I feel guilty about this.
I've listened to ALL the music. Every piece of it.
I ordered some phone chargers from ebay and the person reversed payment without even telling me, for no reason. FUCKSAKESTY.
I've made a 2 year old cry. MULTIPLE TIMES.
I've gotten 2 job interviews (for next week pls) WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO SHAVE AND GOD I AM PISSED. I want to keep the beard, but it's too uneven to pass as "smart". fuck my life
I've gotten 4 legendaries. I know, I'm awesome.
I've been incredibly fucking pissed because I've got a "friend" that won't leave me in peace. Yeah, fuck sakes. It'd be ok if it was someone else that wouldn't leave me alone, but it's not. Ah, live sucks

1) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up? Idk, it probably wasn't that big. Maybe 3-4 stories? Yeah, I know right.
2) Do you have any scars? I do indeed
3) Do you like marmite? I guess, I never eat it though
4) Did you ever win any sportsday events? No, but I came last
5) What did you want to be when you grew up? I WANT TO BE A VOCALIST, PRO GAMER OR GAME DESIGNER. Not gonna happen
6) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Wealth status
7) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair? Idk, I don't measure. Long enough to go pretty far down my back though
8) Are you scared of flying? I've never flown so no
9) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? uhh, well I only have moderate of both, so neither. Although actually, that being said, I have a lot more intelligence than most people I meet, so it must be worth a fuckload of good looks. Still wouldn't trade, though
10) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? Nope
11) How often do you buy new clothes? Never, ty
12) Are you reliable? VERY.
13) Are you proud of yourself? I have nothing to be proud of. But sure, I am
14) Have you ever had a secret admirer? Well Idk, maybe, but it was a secret so I never found out.
15) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? How are you?
16) Do you hold grudges? Nah
17) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? I really don't know. Maybe a cat and something else. I guess if I HAD to think of something, a cat bird. Scourge of the skies
18) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas? Nah
19) Can you solve sudoko puzzles? Well of course
20) Have you ever played conkers? Nope
21) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had? I probably can't say, sorry FRIENDS.
22) Are you much of a gambler? Nah, don't have the FUNDS
23) Are you much of a daredevil? Nah
24) Are you a good liar? I probably am, but I don't choose to lie
25) Are you a good judge of character? I'm a good judge but I give everyone the benefit of the doubt so it's a useless skill
26) Are you any good at charades? Never played
27) How long could you go without talking? A long time, as I frequently have nobody wanting to talk to me. :(
28) What has been your worst haircut/style? Right now
29) Can you iceskate? Never tried
30) Can you summersault? I can on a trampoline!


Thanks for reading friends! Goodbye for now

Saturday, 16 March 2013



  1. Do you like to dance?  Little weird because I did the title before I got questions. OF COURSE I LOVE TO DANCE BROTHER
  2. Would you ever consider living abroad? Well no, Idk. Depends. I'm poor as fuck so not really
  3. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? HEY SAL
  4. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Random unknown number I didn't pickup
  5. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? ;) (apparently it was atlasloot)
  6. Last time you swam in a pool? Many eons ago
  7. Type of music you like most? ALL DEM MUSICS
  8. Type of music you dislike most? ALL DEM MUSICS
  9. Are you listening to music right now? Nah, I'm listening to a PODCAST
  10. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have a wooden floor ty
  11. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? SOUNDPROOFING ROOM
  12. What was the last thing you bought? Twirl bites and a boost I think
  13. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? I haven't
  14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I guess so
  15. Do you have a garden? I do
  16. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course not
  17. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?  SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, but in reality it's probably going back to sleep
  18. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Idk, I can't really think of anyone
  19. Who sent the last text message you received? Something about buckets on your head I think
  20. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? ALL OF THEM

In other news I've been really ill lately (probably more than I've been in years), right now I have a cold and I don't like it. I'm probably dying, RIP me. (but not really)
I also realm transfered a character on WoW when I said it's a fucking retarded amount of money, and it is. But lets face it, Eonar sucks balls pls.
My Warlock is now on another server and it's not too bad I guess. I got pretty lucky in the first week of the new LFR on it and managed to get loot from every boss, it's actually quite well geared now. It actually has a decent weapon, 4 set and decent trinkets. LIFE IS GOOD.

Anyway I'm starving right now and really want some DONUTS so I'm going to stop writing. Have fun and goodbye!