Thursday, 8 August 2013

Time to do it all again

(I've also had a lot on over the past few weeks, so I may or may not put up a lyfe bloggy at some point when I have free time and can be bothered!)

Oh and I've actually stolen these off the net and I stole randomly from a list, so all the numbers are completely wrong.
I USUALLY re number everything when I do these (that's right, I actually put time into doing that!), buuuuuut I cba today, sorry!

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Every now and then if they pop up on my reccomended videos on Youtube
21. What's your least favorite movie? Idk. To be fair nothing I watch is bad for me, but that's because I don't watch a movie if it's something I know I won't like
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I honestly cannot tell you this. Bastard
23. What do you drink with dinner? Anything I have on hand, of course
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I don't usually dip anything in anything, but if I'm at McDonalds and have milkshake, that. (the ice cream milkshake not milky shit)
25. What is your favorite food? Idk. I like fried chicken and pizza. Unhealthy stuff is usually great
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? I guess stuff like Batman is great. I'd watch that trilogy (the Nolan trilogy, that is)
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Well it was probably when I was about 12. Maybe younger. It was some random girl at school. Most likely while playing kiss chase
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? NUP
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I'd honestly be paid to not do this. And I'd 100% accept the payment. (that's a no btw)
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? WELLLLLL. Idk about a letter.
31. Can you change the oil on a car? never tried, probably piss easy
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I don't drive
33. Ran out of gas? ^
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? I don't really have sandwiches
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Anything I can reach
36. What is your usual bedtime? it's never the same, always completely random
37. Are you lazy? in some ways of course I am
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I never dressed up
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? No idea. If it's birthday based my birthday is 23rd August 1992. SO PLEASE DO GOOGLE I CBA
40. How many languages can you speak? THREE! English, Australian and American 
81. Tea or coffee? I'd have to say tea because I've had it for longer. Coffee is good too
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? WHAT THE HELL IS THE LATTER. I actually will google this one. WELL WELL. They look great. Even though I've never had one I'll say snickerdoodle
83. Can you swim well? SURE. Haven't swam since I was a kid though, but sure
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? OF COURSE I CAN BRO
85. Are you patient? yeah yeah get to the next question
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Well I'll never have one but I guess I'd say band. But not a conventional wedding band, something great
87. Ever won a contest? Nothing I can really remember, but maybe as a kid
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Sure I'd go for a bigger dick. Hey, when you're this small everything is on the table EXCEPT my penis that won't even reach
89. Which are better black or green olives?  I don't like olives sadly
90. Can you knit or crochet? it's probably easy but I've never tried. Used a sewing machine before though. I'm so newage
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. I mean I'd love one in my room but heck, it'd probably cause a hell of a lot of trouble
92. Do you want to get married? HELL YEAH. Someone that actually loves me and that will actually have sex with me if I want it? WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE. SHE CAN DO THE WASHING UP AND COOK AND CLEAN AND I'LL EVEN LET HER GET A FULL TIME JOB WHILE I LOOK AFTER OUR SON. (created by me having the sexes, of course) (in reality, sure I'd like to some day. Also I accidentally put italics on and Idk how, but I'll keep it here)
93. If married, how long have you been married? Shock twist I've been married 2 years. Her name is Sarah and we met on a course. OH SNAP.
94. Who was your HS crush? Idk. I take it high school would be like, year 9, 10 and 11. UM. Well, there was this one girl whos name I won't mention that I thought was pretty beautiful. I mean, even though she'll NEEEEEVER read this I won't say her name because to be fair this is the internet and if I don't want someone to know something I just won't write it. AHASHAHAHdahfdhsaf I beat you internet
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? fuck yeah I do, I mean I have nobody to actually cry to so I spend my days in the corner of my room in a ball crying to myself wishing I was dead. (I don't really, incase you don't get the very subtle sarcasm)
96. Do you have kids? I've got a beautiful girl named Lena. She's a couple of months old and she's very dear to me. Also she is imaginary as with my wife
97. Do you want kids? One day of course. If I ever have a girl on my arm and a poon to hit dat on

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