Monday, 31 December 2012

2012 Part II

So after I made myself baww my eyes out in the first part of 2012 I thought I'd cheer myself up with numero deux, so here goes.

2012 wasn't all gloom and misery for me, it had quite a few upsides to it believe it or not.
The first, and probably one of the more "important" things that happened this year was me kicking "the drink" off once and for all. Well, maybe not once and for all, but almost 11 months ago I drank my last energy drink/soft drink. This was actually a massive deal for me as I was extremely addicted. I mean I'd buy a 6pack or more every night and drink it all in one go. And I mean every day.
Not only was it burning a hole in my pocket it was probably destroying my body. I mean I wasn't even active at all back then (at least not as much as I am now) the only stopping me from becoming Jabba the Hutt was probably the fact I walked all the way to Tesco to actually buy the drinks, thank the lawd.
And I know that absolutely nobody cares about this achievement. Nobody thinks it's impressive or even thinks it matters. Nobody thinks the drink does anything. Nobody actually thinks that I was "addicted" and that it was hard to stop. Nobody would care AT ALL if I opened a can or bottle right now and chugged it down. NOBODY. AT. ALL. CARES. But I do. I mean, I'm keeping the strength and congratulating myself, as stupid as it feels.

I also found quite a bit of good music this year! I won't list any here but I will segue into this, Wish Upon a Blackstar came out this year! My attachment to it has died down now, but before it came out I was so excited, was going to be the best thing that happened for my musical world in a long time. I'm not sure it was, but it WAS an amazing album. I'll always remember it, I guess it's one of the only albums I've really ever waited for that I can think of.

I also turned 20 this year! It's a pretty big age. 20 whole years. I'm an actual adult (even if I've not done anything worthwhile) I've hit a "landmark" And I can actually do stuff now! (stuff I could do 2 years ago, but still)
I can honestly say I don't feel any different now I'm 20. I felt the same last year and the year before. I see that as a good thing.

A few new games also popped up this year. I've probably played a larger variety of games this year than I've done for a long time, since I was a child probably.
Firstly was Diablo 3. When it came out I didn't get to play it because my PC was shit. Everyone else did though, I mean I had to endure everyone I know talking about it and all my Youtube subs making vids about it. Was sad times. But I got a new PC shortly after it came out (maybe a month or so) SO IT'S OK. Actually I got to play it before then, I actually got to play it at a friends house for the first time, and I was very thankful. Maybe I didn't say it, Idk. I'm not a good thanker. I suck at life. IF I DIDN'T SAY THANKS THANK YOU. (you know who you are obvs)
Another one was League of Legends. I don't play this that much, but I do play it every now and then while I'm bored, and it's ok I guess. Ashe is obviously the best champion. NP.
Also I guess I'll say Minecraft. I'd played this BEFORE but this year I actually liked it, and it is indeed quite a fun game, but I've burnt out for now. I'll obviously enjoy it a lot more in a few days, good timez.
I also tried a few random games I don't play anymore because my computer with all the games on died, so here goes: I PLAYED Raider Z, Rift, Aion, PokeMMO and TERA
Most of them were actually ok, but none of them really stood out too much.
ALSO Mists of Pandaria came out this year! And with it came PET BATTLEZ. They're like Pokémon only I don't have to leave my PC or use an emulator! Fun times, such fun times.
As of right now I've caught every wild pet except one (and it's only available in summer, so impossible to get) SAD TIMEZ. I also have over 75 max level pets (the highest achievement@) IT TOOK LONG ENOUGH BUT I AM HAPPY. Is good times.

And after sitting here for a good hour I can't think of any more merry tidings to really give.
Ah, the dull life of me.

I will say this though, I'm contempt with my life right now. If I were a millionaire I'd be fine to just live in a shitty house and spend all my days alone on a PC or in bed, without ever having to get up and do things.
I mean yeah, I'd love to have actual friends and be invited to peoples houses or something. And I'd love for people to actually talk to me more and give me more attention, but at the end of the day my "life" isn't too bad. Certain aspects are fucking awful, but I'll live.

Goodbye for now, ps drugs are fucking disgusting. Smelling them makes me fucking sick, and the fact I have to block the bottom of my door every fucking night and have to also cover my fucking face everytime I leave my room is fucking atrocious.

Happy new year?

2012 Part I

As I sit here at my computer on one of the worst nights of any given year, why is that you may ask? Well firstly it's tied with Valentines for the most depressing night for someone like myself. Both have every single person I know being together and having a good time, with me sitting here on my own feeling bad about myself. I mean yeah, I don't have to feel bad, so what if everyone has plans or has someone to care about them in person, I'm still a cool guy.
And it's also one of those nights where I have to endure loud music and disgusting smells all night long, it really does suck for me. Maybe one day I'll be "in" with friends or maybe I'll have an OTHER HALF to spend my time with.
Meh, people probably don't realisze how lucky they are to have someone. AAAAAAAANYWAY

I look back at 2012 and think to myself.. what WAS the worst moment of my year? And you know what, I can't think of one.
Not because I had so many bad times, but because I don't really have any "standing out" bad days.

SCRATCH THAT. One I can remember (and there's a reason for it I'll get to) right now is the night I went BALISTIC. And it wasn't something I wanted to do, but incase you've forgotten that night I shall recap it here.

Basically everyone went on holiday and I was left alone in the house with my brother for an entire weekend. He decided this would be his chance to invite a lot of people around to my house to do drugs, drink and play very loud music.
None of this was new, but the sheer level was much greater than it had ever been before. It went from around 9 in the morning to about 11 at night at one point, and after this long I snapped. I went downstairs, turned the electricity off and then lost it. I first started shouting, and then I proceeded to ram my brother into a door. I ran off shortly after and sat in the dark for some time.
That was not a fun experience.

This year I also found out many things that I'd pretty much known already, but were just flat out found out for sure.
A lot of these things weren't that bad, but many tore holes into me. I mean I'd put them all here but  I'm not sure what I'm supposed to actually know, I just know it.
One thing I will reveal to have found out is that my  father was a drug addict. I say was because he apparently stopped. And when I say drugs I specifically mean cocaine (I think that's what it was, I mean he didn't specifically tell me that much but I'm just going off what I know)
So this obviously means that I, much like every single person I know (except my 2 year old brother) will clearly die a drug user. It makes me feel a little ill.
ANOTHER THING I FOUND OUT is that every single person I know (except my 2 year old brother) has used/is using drugs. IT'S FUN TO BE ME ISN'T IT. And it's fucking sad, the simple fact that it happens in public and my fucking street reeks and I can't even call the police because they don't care. I fucking hate the law system, police came into my house once and smelt it and didn't do fucking shit. Fuck you justice system, not caring it's against the law.

My computer also broke this year, it was a sad time for me. I lost many pictures and things that were dear to me. I guess life can be a cruel bitch, but maybe it means well. I mean who wants to see nice pictures or have something they spent a lot of money on not break? Exactly.

Another thing I experienced this year was stupidity. People doing things they should not be doing. And people being trampled on yet not actually doing anything about it. I've seen people complain and say it's the end of the line, that they'll STOP. That they'll end it OR that they'll tell them no.
This was with a couple of people in the literal sense. But people just don't.
Maybe it's hard to just let go. Yes, I guess it is. But you've got to do it.
I was about to write literal examples but I've thought against it. See, I'm a nice guy.

I've also had moments in 2012 where I just wished it would all end. Where I sat all alone and realized how little I've amounted to in this life, and how little I'm actually worth. But I guess I've also realized that nobody can amount to the amount I've endured  to keep the ones I care about happy. And even though the "ones I care about" are very few, it's been extremely hard. The sacrifices I make aren't of physical possession, but of mind. I have to suppress my own feelings in hopes that I can help others.
Help being a very frisky term here. Because I'm sure many people wouldn't see anything I've just said as help.

And that's the depressing half of 2012 out of the way!
The reason this is the first part is because if I post 2 blogs at the same time nobody will actually read the first. Strange that, isn't it? I'll see you in Part II! May or may not take hours.

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

How it all went down


Hey guys, Ash here! With another relatively dull (yet still super-awesome) blog!
First things first I recorded a video I was supposed to put on here a few days ago but forgot to, whoops! HERE YOU GO.

So as you know it was Christmas this week and I'll tell you every single present I got!
I got a pair of socks and a can of deodorant, woo! It's a unique gift I've never recieved before (and especially not every year for the past Idk how long)

I also got a card from my nan with £20 in it!
JK MY MUM OPENED IT SOME POINT EARLIER IN THE WEEK AND TOOK THE MONEY OUT WITHOUT TELLING ME EL OH EL. I know this because my brother also received the same card but his actually had the cash in. Life gon' be life.

And I also purchased a couple of WoW pets for myself before the day! Despite telling myself anyone that spends RL money on ingame stuff is a moron. I am still a moron, doesn't make me a hypocrite if I actually think I'm stupid for doing it! I got Lil' Raganros, the GOLLLEN DARGON and the Cinder Kitty, all pretty snazzy I must say!

But now it's all over I may buy even more stuff for myself, such as Pokémon Black 2 (ONLY 'CAUSE IT'S AN OBLIGATION EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO)
HELL, I may even buy myself SHOES. (cheap ones mind, I don't want to go too overboard)
Or maybe even something cheap in salez, doubt it though, the outside world SUCKS.

IN OTHER NEWS. I levelled my third character to 90 (spoiler alert, if you don't care about WoW, which is everyone, this part will be so uninteresting for you) and it was my HUNTER. I must say I am enjoying it quite a bit@ I'm BM 'cause I have no skill and YEAH. Already got 2 pieces of tier from 2 weeks of LFR, fupls Blizzard. I got TWO helms this week, and the second was actually a downgrade <_< Blizzard really, really hates me, obviously. Same thing happened last week on my Priest, only I got a downgrade helm AND downgrade belt :(

I'm also still on pet battles and I've just started really trying to get the 75 level 25 pets achievement, which FOR THE RECORD is quite difficult/time consuming because they nerfed my absolute best exp/fight method, QQQQQQpls, but it's ok 'cause I JUST hit 46! less than 30 to go, woooo
I'd want you to wish me luck but you WON'T. YOU'RE ALL MEEEEEEEEEAN (I KEED)

So yeah gaiz, thanks for stuff and whatnot, and feel free to draw me a stickman picture with a festive hat or something, 'cause every little helps!
Fankzzz for reading, and have a happi nu yaarrrr (incase I'm too lazy to blog beforehand)

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

IT'S A WHITE TIME OF THE YEAR (and not because I'm touching myself)


Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
I probably wouldn't because I don't get any being straight so it makes no difference

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Idk, probably a pile of shit considering I'm obviously in prison as I'm about to be killed

Do you walk around the house naked?
I do not

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
I close the door

Who is the person you can count on the most?
I can't really think of anyone but myself (ty)

What did you dream last night?
I dreamt I asked someone to the cinema and they said yes! I'd do it irl, but they'd say no

Have you ever been in love?

Do you sing in the shower?
I do not

What is your favorite Holiday?
don't really have one

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
I would not

Have you ever caught a fish?
I have. It smelt pretty bad

What is your favorite lunch meat?
I guess chicken

Do you still have your tonsils?

What is your favorite cereal?
can't really think of one as I never have cereal

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I don't because I can't tie them back NP

What is your favorite ice cream?
chocolate I guess

What is the first thing you notice about people?

What book are you reading now?
well considering I'm doing this and not actually reading a book I'd say nothing

What is the farthest you've been from home?
depends where you mean by HOME

How did you meet your spouse?
I did not

Where was the last place you drove (other than home/school/work)?
I can't drive PLIS

Do you like fish sticks?
if you mean fish fingers YES I DO

What kind/brand of deodorant do you use?
Idk I have 2 cans of itbut I don't actually know what kind they are

What is your favorite mythical creature?
I don't have one

What is your favorite dshdsfhdhdshds?
deleted word because it's a piece of shit and I don't have one

How do you eat your eggs?
I put them in my mouth and go CHOMP CHOMP

What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
I'd probably touch myself, like, a lot

What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time?
I don't do nerdy things and I'm quite offended by this!

Do you prefer Wheat Thins or Triscuits?
uhhhhh, I have no idea

Do you face the showerhead or away from it while showering?
I only have BATHS

What is the oldest thing in your refrigerator?
Idk I don't look in there because there's no food

What is your favorite breed of dog? cat?
no my favorite breed of dog isn't cat pls

How are your survival skills?
so amazing clearly, I'd live for ages in a cave

Do you prefer tacos or muffins?
well as I've never had a taco that I know of I'd say muffins

Can you play any instruments?
never tried np

What is the most overrated exercise in your opinion?
Idk, they're all pretty overrated

Do you prefer waffles or pancakes?
I guess pancakes

What is the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I ate a garlic flavored sweet once but I got paid £5 so it was worth it

Who is/was the most influential person in your life (besides parents/Jesus)?
Idk, I guess YOU(r mother)
npnp, she was good, very big influence in my PANTS.
(Idk though)

Do you prefer breakfast or dinner?
well I never have breakfast so yeah

Thursday, 13 December 2012


Hellllooooooooo there, t'is a Friday morning and I thought I'd write a blog as I haven't in a little while!

Anyway here's some stuff!
I DREW A PICTURE TODAY. Well, yesterday technically, I'm going to post it here because of the absurd amount of time it took (I'm no artist, and I'm an MSPaint ROOKIE)

Also I have to go to some review appointment to do with my JOB SEARCH. I'm fucking shitting myself because I've been looking for a longass time and had no luck. I was also supposed to be going in every single Wednesday at 8am for 2 hours and I haven't (because I job search at home instead >_>) fkmylife I AM FUCKING SHITTING MYSELF PLIS
On the plus side once that's over I don't have to go in again until next year. JK they'll probably set up more appointments before Christmas no doubt. Wouldn't be suprised if I had to go in on Boxing day or some shit, LIFE IS HARD.

In GAMING news I built a nice rail track and I made a vid, HERE IT IS.

I'd like to apologize for saying that it's long, because it wasn't as long as it could be at the time.
It's now much longer but I'm too lazy to make another video or log onto Minecraft to take pictures :(

I also did other stuff on other games I'm too lazy to talk about, like pet battles. I NOW HAVE ALL 4 PANDAREN SPIRITS AND ALL OF THE RAID PETS EXCEPT ONE. I'm using a triple dog team right now, Chromaggus, a normal Core Hound and Gluth, 'CAUSE I CAN. Np.

And now because my life isn't interesting here's a few QUESTIONS
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Chicken. Fried chicken.

Can you play Guitar Hero?
never played it but it looks easy so probably ty

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Idk, until 3-4am I think. OH DEAR

If you could move somewhere else, would you?

Have you ever been kissed under fireworks?

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
uh, yeah probably

When was the last time you cried really hard?

What items could you not go without during the day?
well water because I need it to survive. And my computer

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
I think it was my mother

How do you feel about your life right now?
I don't particularly like it but at the end of the day I'm satisfied as long as I get to do what I want (which is sit at my PC playing games all day, and that possibility dwindles slightly every day)

If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
uhh, yes? I assume you mean would it come back as clear of anything, if so yes. I have not used any drugs in the past 20 years
(caffine and paracetamol, of course, wouldn't show up on a drugs test. would they?)

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?

What song is stuck in your head?
this one
but only because it was the last song I heard

Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m.: who do you want it to be?
uhm, considering my window isn't on the ground floor and nobody I know lives within walking distance, I'd probably just run into the bathroom, lock the door behind me and just hide in the bathtub

Do you think too much or too little?
way too much, I mean way too much

Where are your feet right now?
one of them is under my leg, the other one is infront of me of course

Do you believe in fairy tales?
I do not

Do you like pickles?

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
I have not, I'm pretty sure that's a retarded idea

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?

Have you ever been on a blind date?

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
I'm halfway there, ask me that in around 5 years

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
yeah sure it does, if the number is more than 1 I'm much less likely to want to talk to them

Are you a good tipper?
I've never tipped in my LIFE

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
I've never personally paid for a haircut

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Have you ever peed in public?
I'm pretty sure I have (public toilets are obviously public, right?)

What song do you want played at your funeral?
I've never thought about it in detail, but I have heard songs a few times that have made me go "man, I want THIS song to play at my funeral!" (I bet everyone has)
I guess I'd want some sort of end credit music from an awesome game, but I'm sure if I get a funeral whoever chooses the music will chose something awful (no offence?)


I shall now try and sleep despite my brothers lack of decency, AKA despite him having his TV on max volume all night for 3 nights in a row. FUCK. HIM. FUCK. SAKES. FUCK.

Thanks for reading! Au revoir!

Friday, 7 December 2012

Names Names Names

Hello there! I'd like to start this blog off by saying that when I thought of the IDEA for the blog I wasn't ill, and I am now ILL, so this may come off a lot worse than I originally planned.

Anyway, this blog, unlike MOST of the blogs I've done, has a specific topic!
And I'm sure you can guess what it is if you've read the title, the topic is NAMES.

Now names can mean a lot, I mean an internet name usually means something to you and if it doesn't, it usually has some sort of a story behind it.
So I'll begin this with my real name, my real name is Ashley Ryan Stratton, the initials for this spell ARS and the school I used to go to was called Stratton Upper School (k00l fax rite).
Ashley is a unisex name, meaning that it can be used for boys and girls!
Now for personal preference I like to be called Ash rather than Ashley, in fact in TYPING I actually don't like to be called Ashley, and would much, MUCH, prefer Ash.
There's probably more STUFF on that, but now onto internet names

As you can see my Blogger name is Moonshinepen (I think) and that has its own story behind it.
Moonshinepen is a name I came up with years ago while thinking of a name to use on Runescape (very old game I used to play) the name came about when I was thinking of COOL names and I thought "MOONSHINEPENDRAGON" 'cause Moonshine is always cool, and Pendragon is.. I don't actually think that's a  real thing, but still. In fact it might have been Pentadragon (which still doesn't exist) but still IT WAS THE NAME I CHOSE.
Anyway due to character limit that was shortened to Moonshinepen and it's a name I've been using on various internet things for years and years, go me!
In fact this name was so good for me I've used a few (unoriginal) variations in my time, namely Sunshinepen and Starshinepen, but nothing matches MSP ORIGINALITY!

Another name I've been known to use is quiena, it's not a well known name of mine but it's actually used by some of my most important THINGS. Namely Youtube and in fact this very blog (the email I use to get onto it!)
And that name has a short and very boring story behind it, it's basically a wrong spelling of a name from Final Fantasy IX (el oh el). The right spelling is Quina but that was taken at the time, so I used quiena instead.
And the only reason I used that name and not a better one from the game is because EEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING was taken. I guess I'm not the only unoriginal person in the world!

 A couple of other names I guess I'll give the meanings for are names not many people actually know, but I'll tell you just to fill the blog.
Firstly Mysidia, Mysidia is the name of a place in a few different Final Fantasy games. The game I got it from was FFIV, and it's a Mage town in that. I realize now it would have been better suited to a caster but alas, I called my Hunter it. I have no regrets though, I love the name.
Secondly is Kupondria. That name is basically Kupo mixed with ondria to make it sound more like a name. And Kupo is the noise MOOGLEs make from Final Fantasy. npnp. 
Another name is Rydia. Basically, it's the name of the little girl from FFIV. Yes, it's a little girls name. BUT she grows up (in the summoners world, so it's all SUPER FAST but actually really slowly, because it's all complicated STUFF) So yeah. THAT'S THAT.
LASTLY (I guess) is Mogana. Mogana has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with Morgana. Seriously, I did not even think of that name when I thought it up. Mogana is Mog (a moogle name) mixed with ana to make it sound like a name. Same idea as Kupondria, it's just a name mixed with something else (SOMETHING ELSE COMPLETELY RANDOM) to make it sound like a name. PLS.

So yeah! That's the story of namez, I'm sure I've missed plenty, but this blog is full enough! Thanks for reading, and I hope you got something interesting from this!

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

I would give my life, to be huuuuman

So I'm back with yet another blog, hello there!
I'm not in a paticularly bad mood this time, LUCKY YOU.

Was a bit pissed earlier though, because of Pokémon RNG being absolutely fucking shit, PLS IT IS NOT FAIR. But I'm sure EVERYONE knows that!
Anyway I'm also sure you'd love to know what RNG I mean, I mean STUNZ and confusion RNG, and also crits. God, I spend 2341241 years losing to a gym earlier today because of the fucking paralysis and confusion (I'm sure you can figure out which one, and if you can't GOOD) but yeah, not having any counters is awesome when you get RNG CC'd and even when you DO get a hit it's bearly 5% health off, and then you get hit 80% in one hit.
AT THAT POINT THERE IS NO USE IN USING POTIONS. You just get hit back down again and die the first turn you don't use one. Anyway, enough of these Pokémon QQs

I saw a guy dressed in a massive Hello Kitty outfit at Tesco the other day, then my little brother went on a toy train, I'm sure he loved it, I took PICTURES but I'm too lazy to put them on my computer.
I also refound my liking for Atreyu, specifically Congregation of the Damned and even Lead Sails Paper Anchor, both great albums ty. YOU SHOULD ALL GO LOOK AT THEM. I'll give you links to songs from the albums (linked via the actual titles of the albums above, oh boy I do love adding hidden links, hint hint)
In other news I would like some gifts for christmas if anyone is feeling generous, I'd like a headset and a WIRED network card so I can connect to the WIRED internet, I'd also like absolutely anything because I'm getting nothing for christmas this year (don't feel bad though, because it's the same as most years)

SO I'VE JUST THOUGHT OF A STORY I CAN TELL. I remember one of the best Christmas presents I ever recieved, I can't remember how old I was but I got a GBA SP and Pokemon Ruby, one of those special edition ones with the special case and stuff, WAS SO COOL. Looking back I feel kinda bad though 'cause I now realise my mum had to borrow money to actually buy it, BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST LIFE.
I hate how real life ruins good memories, but it'll always have been great at the time I guess

I guess I could  tell you that I've caught every single wild PET on WoW now, except TWO. One of them is only available in Summer which means it's impossible to get now, and the other is from REPUTATION. Which means I cba, np.


OH YEAH AND HERE'S SOME REAL LIFE NEWS. I've been sleeping really.. uhh.. kind of normally the past few days. I go to sleep REALLY EARLY as soon as I feel tired (like, as early as 5-6pm) and then I wake up early morning.
It's made me see how little meaning my life has, it sucks balls, but oh well


Friday, 23 November 2012

I'll never amount to anything

 I'm too lazy to write real stuff RIGHT now, but I did feel I needed to write a blog as it's been a while
So here's some questions

Last time you consumed alcohol?
a long time ago, probably over a year

When was the last time you saw your best friend?
nobody considers me their best friend so therefore I probably don't have one (it's something that actually made me feel incredibly sad when I found out, that the person I considered my best friend didn't think it back)

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
I'm not sure, I think I was sitting at my computer bored

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I was doing a BG I think. It was not fun

How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
well they're alright I guess

Three words to explain why you last threw up?
It's been a very long time since I've thrown up

How's your heart lately?
I'm not sure, probably good. But I do sometimes feel it hurt, so maybe I'm dying or something

Where did your last hug take place?
meh, a long time ago, the only time I can even remember a hug in my entire life was some time this year and the person didn't even hug me back

Who was the last person to hold your hand?
probably my mum, and it was probably when I was about 4

Did you have a good birthday this year?
No, it wasn't good at all

Are you tired right now?
maybe a little bit, but it's the slight tiredness I feel all day, and even if I try to sleep with it I can't, so I guess not?

Have you ever been called a tease?

Three days from now will you be in a relationship?

How old will you be in 11 months?

Was yesterday better than today?
meh, it's less than 5 hours into today, so no

What does your last text message say?
something about the bad part of having a lizard and leaving the light on when its bright outside but I'm too lazy to get my phone

What month is your birthday in?

When was the last time you saw your dad?
a few months ago

Relationship status?
I was going to put something depressing here, but instead I'll just say I'm alone

What is your favorite color?
I don't have one

Do you like coffee?

Do you like iced tea?
never had it

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
there's only one side to my single bed

Do you know how to play poker?

What were you doing at 12:00 last night?
nothing I can remember

Do you smile a lot?
probably, Idk, I try to be happy I guess

Do you know how to drive a stick shift?

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?

Do you wear any jewelry?

What time did you go to sleep last night?
Idk, 9-10? am

Where did you sleep last besides your own bed?
uhh, besides my own bed I guess I slept on someone elses sofa, and that was many, many months ago

Have you ever kissed someone?
I actually don't think I have, thanks

Have you ever done yoga?

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Do you know any foreign languages?
not fluently

Are you crushing?
uhhh.. no? I have no idea

Who was the last person you had in your car?
well I don't own a car

What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
the last time I was in a cinema was probably when I was like 12, so I can't remember

How are you feeling?
not too good thanks for being the first person to ask this week

Who do you text the most?
I text anyone that texts me, so I'd have to count who texts me the most
and I won't do that because it will just put me in a worse mood

Are you going on vacation this summer?
No, I'm not

What's the area code for your cell phone?

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
I didn't buy it, Idk where it's from

What is the closest purple thing to you?
my phone case

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
yes, always

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
well considering how badly I hate life I would have to say I probably would

Friday, 16 November 2012

I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting (waiting, waiting)

RIGHTO! So I've really being going hard on Minecraft over the past week, it's unreal. QUITE SAD REALLY. I found an amazing world and I've been owning it hard. Within the first ingame week (Idk how that's gauged in real time) I'd built a nice shack by a hillside, put a secret tunnel out and expanded it into the hill!
I also went out and conquered a MANSION (hadn't seen one of those before!) and a fortress! THAT WAS JUST IN THE FIRST WEEK@@@

At this point I've managed to expand my shack/tunnel complex and I've added a rail in it, and I've also got an enchanting room, chests and a portal to the nether! I also have an underground tree which is quite epic.
I've also killed Israphel about 5 times (srs) and I've ventured into the Nether and managed to get literally about 4-5 stacks of diamonds. Not to mention an UNGODLY amount of gold and iron (literally too much to use!)
I'm at the moment sitting on fully enchanted diamond gear because of all the levels I've gotten, I have about 14 life points (or 24? I think it's 14 though) which is something like level 60 to get, but I spent the levels on enchanting so I didn't get more :( worth it though! I've managed to destroy around 4, 5 or 6 towers (MAYBE MORE IDK) whereas in previous worlds I'd have died like a little bitch to the golem up the top :/
I've also finished an entire dungeon (that took probably over an hour, it went all the way down to bedrock level with shit tonnes of rooms/hallways full of monsters) and I've sieged a fair few fortresses and castles too. It's really been an epic journey!
Right now though I'm a bit lost because I went exploring on my AIRSHIP (fuckyeah, I have one of those bad boys) and when I logged out for the night and came back all my waypoints had gone :s so I'm extremely lost, but it's ok, I'll get back somehow.

The new task I've set for myself ingame is THAUMCRAFT. It seems really interesting! I have shitloads of artifacts that are absolutely useless to me so it'll be interesting to try out! will mean having to get back home and expand the cave to make room, but it'll be worth it I hope.

Eventually I hope to venture to The End in this world (maybe), and face the Ender Dragon, but it'll be an extreme challenge because in order to even start I need all those Ender Pearls, and I hardly ever find Endermen, let alone get them as drops :/ (I actually found the End Portal already, just need those pearls!)


Thank ye for the read

Thursday, 8 November 2012

Yeah I had it all, sat on top of the world

but I threw it away just to prove that I could

So here's some random questions incase I forget to blog again

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? well closed I guess
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?  I've never slept in a hotel
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Idk, in? if by sheets you mean SHEETS, obviously I don't care because it's under me
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?  no. 
Do you like to use post-it notes? never used them but I guess they're ok
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?  nah
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?  bear
Do you have freckles?  NAAAH
Do you always smile for pictures?  nah
What is your biggest pet peeve?  Idk, probably pieces of shit aka cunts aka fucking assholes aka most people
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?  nah
Have you ever peed in the woods?  probably, Idk
What about pooped in the woods? lolno
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?  nah, there's not usually no music playing
Do you chew your pens and pencils?  nah
What size is your bed?  it's just a normal bed
What is your Song of the week?  I've spent too much time watching streams with just music in the background this week to have one, but I guess you could scroll up and see the first line of the blog to see my song of the minute
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?  of course (see what I did there?)
Do you still watch cartoons?  nah, I don't watch anything
Whats your least favorite movie?  anything black and white with really bad sound
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?  Idk, somewhere good
What do you drink with dinner?  water or coffee
What do you dip a chicken nugget in? nothing, unless it's McDonalds then I'd.. actually I don't get a drink there anymore, so nothing
What is your favorite food?  can't think of a favorite

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?  DON'T REALLY WATCH MOVIES MORE THAN ONCE MOST OF THE TIME IDK
Last person you kissed/kissed you?  I don't think I've been kissed for, like, 17 years? who knows
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?  nah
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?  depends how much I get for it
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?  not that long ago, but it never got there so I guess Idk
Can you change the oil on a car?  never tried
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?  no
Ran out of gas?  no?
Favorite kind of sandwich?   Idk, I don't really eat them
Best thing to eat for breakfast?  Idk, whatever I want at the time
Are you lazy?  depends if I want to do something
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?  never dressed up for halloween
What is your Chinese astrological sign?   Idk, I could google it but I cba
How many languages can you speak?  ONE TY
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?  nah
Which are better legos or lincoln logs? lego
Are you stubborn? I don't think so
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?  Idk who these people really are
Ever watch soap operas?  yeah, oh I thought it said WATCHED but I don't anymore
Afraid of heights?  Idk, I'd have to go up high and see if I get scared
Sing in the car?  I guess not, I'm conscious of whether or not people can hear me now

Sunday, 4 November 2012

I remember it all, I remember it all

So not much has happened in the life of Ash since my last blog, but I have a habit of putting these off for a while sometimes so I'll try to not do that as much anymore (GOODLUCK)

Right so I bought myself a Lil XT the other day for like a fiver, it's a DECENT LOOKING PET so it's worth it obvs.
I also started playing Pokémon for a little bit and managed to get a SURSKIT and a SKITTY. Yeah bitch, I'm skeeled at dem games. I also realized Ralts is more than just awesome, it's a badass too. I pretty much soloed the first 2 gyms with him (and will probably do the third if I go back to the gaimz)

In other news the police came to my house the other day because apparently people were trying to break into my house. Also my brother is a fucking asshole and makes noise all day.
I don't like it, I don't like it at all. Why doesn't he take his trouble and shit elsewhere? Fucking god.


1. What was your childhood nickname?

2. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Idk, earlier probably

3. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?

4. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
I've never driven

5. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

6. How do you eat your cookie?
Well I put it in my mouth and chew

7. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
I don't go to the gym, too expensive

8. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

9. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

Idk, probably a lot but I don't drink

10. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?

I don't think so, but maybe, Idk it doesn't sound like something I'd do

11. How often do you clean out your ears?
Not a lot

12. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Uhh, Idk, fold?

13. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?

14. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Not really

15. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Nothing at all because I haven't been to many

16. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
I don't get dared to do anything so no

17. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

18. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

19. Have you ever played naked Twister?
Never even played Twister

20. Have you ever been drunk at work?

21. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?

22. Do you want to bring sexy back?
 Bitch please, sexy has been HERE for 20 years and it's going strong.

Friday, 2 November 2012

Are you satisfied?

Also going to write blog-stuff!

So I've been playing a lot of minecraft lately, I keep making worlds and finding some pretty cool stuff. The last world I made spawned me in a friendly village next to a DUNGEON and when I broke the walls down to see what was there all I could hear is endermen teleporty noises under me constantly.
Needless to say I got the hell out and went to PREPARE. So I did normal minecraft stuffs like finding wood, getting minerals and suiting up.

Oh and I also messed around with my mod settings too, it's hilarious 'cause now I get shit tonnes of warewolves at night, and also a fair few OGRES. I chose them cause I thought harder monsters would give more exp, Idk if they do but yeah. I also found a FIRE ogre and it was pretty scary, but I owned his ass.
Anyway a few worlds back I also found an AIRSHIP. Was fekkin awesome, here's a pic
as you can see there was also a TOWER next to it.
Usually the tower would be my challenge, but what you can't see from the pic is the  3541233442134 mobs on the airship! I actually had to build a tower under myself to reach the ship but when I got up there I got pretty much 2 shot from a diamond geared pirate :( ah well. I eventually got up there and pillaged dat shizzle, was awesome :')

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

I recently realized I have no best friend
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Idk, no weird moles I know of
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Idklol, I never considered teachers hot (they were teachers after all)
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
5. What body part do you wash first?
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
lolololol no
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I don't think I have any weird talents
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
can't say I have and I don't really want to be
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I've never been grounded because I'm not an asshole
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I've never parked in my life
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
I've not had two dates in my life
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
very many times, for some reason people don't like me when I'm so awesome
15. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one.
putting shoes on is like second nature so I don't really pay attention to that
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
yes they're all assholes to me
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes, I did. I had my first kiss in 8th grade, and I would not trade it for anything.
Idk, which ones french? all I know is the last time I was kissed was back in year FOUR when I was popular and lived back in the first place I ever lived
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
uhhh.. no?
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
I'd prefer to not say, doesn't that make you wonder?
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Idk, maybe I can't remember (I'm a bad person)
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
I'd rather not wash my sheets, I mean the only thing that will ever make my sheets dirty is pissing shitting myself in my sleep, and believe it or not I don't
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
One time a long time ago me and my brothers went to stay with my dad (who lived with his girlfriend) and we were staying in a spare room that apparently his girlfriends sister was staying in and there were a fair few sex toys in there, ps I was pretty young at the time but yeah, I knew what they were np


Thursday, 1 November 2012


I woke up at about 6am today, was actually amazing.
I mean I first woke up at like, 5? (pm) and yeah, that was after about 20 minutes of sleep. Couldn't sleep after that because there was some sort of party going on so I sat in bed all night and eventually fell asleep at Idk when. After that I woke up again at about 11 (I think) AND THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP AND WOKE UP AT THE GLORIOUS NORMAL TIME.

So in real news I need a network card for my PC (a wired one) so I can not have a horrible upload speed. I don't really want to get one online when I can try a PC store but the nearest one is too far to go myself (well it's not, but if I pay for travel and find out they don't have any it's a bit of a waste) so I've asked for a lift (over a week ago) still waiting! I ask every morning, and I ask my mum to tell me if she goes out so I can at least get a lift NEAR (travelling back home is easy and painless)
She of course leaves and goes shopping and picks people up and gives other people lifts without telling me when she leaves the house everyday. Obviously.
I mean it's obviously her either forgetting I'm even here or actively not wanting to help. Either way I'm fine, it's not a big deal really, no honestly that's not sarcasm.

ALSO I DECIDED TO SPEND REAL MONEY ON A GAME. I bought a Lil K.T because it was on offer for £4.50. I did feel a little guilty but I'll live.

Also I'm a bad person because I watched Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers over the past could of weeks online and TOTALLY LEGALLY. because I'm a bad person, but it's ok because I enjoyed myself.

I don't really know how to end the blog, there's stuff I've not put in it but I think I'll save it for another post (hey, it means I won't have to feel bad about leaving it so long to bring new content out)

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

I'm not original

blogs are like buses ect

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
haven't looked at myself in the mirror since I woke up
2. How much cash do you have on you?
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
4. Favorite planet?
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
random number I don't know
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
nobody is going to even click the link but it's one I made myself ages ago at about 2:52 for like 30 seconds

7. What shirt are you wearing?
the shirt I'm wearing in my blogger pic actually
8. Do you label yourself?
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
I'm barefoot
10. Bright or Dark Room?
well I have a lamp
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I have no idea who took this survey before me
12. What does your watch look like?
I don't use a watch
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
playing games
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Due to new legislation,those struggling with debt can now apply to have it written off.For more information text the word 'INFO' or to opt out text stop'
that was 3 days ago
I have no friends

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
I've never seen one before
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
it would be incredibly saddening if I answered this

18. Last furry thing you touched?
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
caffine, paracetamol
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Idk, must have been a long time ago
22. Your worst enemy?
23. What is your current desktop picture?

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
you need a ridiculous amount of ink to make darkmoon cards also you have hammer of the righteous as ret now

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
26. Do you like someone?
27. The last song you listened to?
Idk some random thing on a stream, it's in the background so I've no idea what it is
28. What time of day were you born?
I don't know
29. What’s your favorite number?
I don't have one
30. Where did you live in 1987?
I wasn't alive
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I have no idea
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
it's never happened because I haven't used a vending machine for a long, long time
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
I am kind
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I don't actually know
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
I would yes, sadly it's not an option and it will never be an option
39. Are you touchy feely?
40. What’s your life motto?
die because it's going to be better than living
I don't actually have one
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
I don't usually have something with me at all times
42. What’s your favourite town/city?
I don't really have one
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
I'm not being serious, it was this

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
the beginning of this month and it never made it to the destination
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
probably, I doubt it's hard
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
that they're a cunt as well as everyone else in the world
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
I don't
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
I think it was a funeral but it was a very long time ago
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
50. Have you been burned by love?
depends what you mean by that doesn't it

I would sell my sorry soul, if I could have it all

story of my life is something of a boring tale, it started 20 years ago when I was born.

I can't remember what happened most of those years, as a child I apparently had a car drive over my leg, but I never went to hospital and it didn't do any real damage. I also got a shark toy thrown at my head and it bled an insane amount, but I never went to hospital, it never did real damage.
I also pushed my brother off a chair once, he broke his arm, it did real damage.

I like to think of myself as a nice person, but I've done a couple of things that I don't consider nice. I peed in a bottle and filled it with dirt in school once, I threw it in the air and it went into some girls hair. Looking back I don't feel good about it, heck, I don't think I even laughed at the time.
I also got the blame for chipping a guys tooth once, when it wasn't me. I didn't get in trouble for it, but I got "rep". I don't exactly think it's good, but whatever, it's forgotten now.

I used to be a really popular guy in my old school before I moved house, I was one of the most popular people there. Hell, I even played kiss-chase and shit, I like to think I'd still be popular to this day if I stayed there. But when I moved I became this guy that didn't know how to make friends, I mean until that point I had the friends already and didn't need to make more. I mean maybe things would've changed anyway, who knows?
I was bullied after I changed schools because I decided to sit next to the unpopular kid. And I wasn't even friends with him, he smelt bad and wasn't even interesting, sorry to say.
This left me alone most lunchtimes, which continued mostly 'til the day I left school. It's probably why I am what I am.

I'm not what I want to be, I get upset and I get lonely, the people I care about don't feel the way I do. My friends aren't as friend-like as I am, or as I would like them to be.
I treat people the way I want to be treated, I give people as much attention as possible, I read and reply to everything and I never ignore people. I tell people when I leave no matter how long it's been, and I'm always there. If I'm in a bad mood I'll hide it and pretend I'm fine, because I CARE.
And when I'm having bad times and actually talk about it and tell people they don't give me half the time I give them.

I'm fucking amazing, I'm the best friend you could ask for and even if it meant living on the streets I'd probably give you all everything.
I'm the most trustworthy, dependable and all round reliable person you'll ever meet.

so go fuck yourself, I fucking hate my life and yes, if I was rich I'd forget about everything and live in a fucking cave

I would bury myself alive

Monday, 15 October 2012



Actually it's been 10 days, I'm SORRY. I've thought of you, I swear bby. But yeah, I made a VLOG a couple of days ago but I've been too crap to upload, sawwy.

so basically I'm still jobless and going nowhere but I'm SiK at the games, MoP has been out for a fair bit and I've been going HAAAAAAARDKOOOOOOOER on the pets 'cause they fekkin rock. I'm almost at 400 pets which is insanely hard (srs) but I'm getting there! 371 unique pets as I'm writing this!
Almost defeated every pet master too, 2 left! I'm levelling a Tonk to take on the one I'm stuck on (HE IS AN ASSHOLE SRS) but when it's 25 I'll be the MASTER OF ALL. And I'll actually USE the title! I mean the only other title I use is Professor (on PUTRICIDE) for obvious reasons, and also it took FFFFFFFFFOOOKIN AGES to get when I got it (pre 4.1 ty)

I've also been working on my FARMING loads, I've got Best Friend status with EVERYONE now 'cause I'm such a likeable guy, obvs

I also started uploading loads of Minecraft vids and I've uploaded like 13. Also my HARD DRIVE FUCKING BROKE IDK IF I MENTIONED LAST BLOG. I lost so much fucking stuff, loads of videos and pictures and stuff :( ah well, live on I guess. Maybe one day bad things will stop happening to me and the people I like, let's hope!
Anyway, been sitting at the spawn point of a rare that drops a pet for over an hour, so god damn boring, let's wish me the best

And I wish YOU ALL THE BEST. I hope everyone is well and I hope things go your way. Just remember, no matter what bad things happen, there's always going to be the good things SOMEWHERE at SOME point in the future. I promise you!

Saturday, 6 October 2012

an actual post

So I've gotten into minecraft quite a bit recently but my hard-drive DIED. And I replaced it with the one from my old PC.
So far it's working but I'm really paranoid about it, maybe it'll break at any time Idk, I had to wipe the old hard-drive to do it so I'm pretty upset about that :(

In other news I've gotten to LEVEL 90 after 10 years and when I was trying to do my dailies my hard-drive died, fml, but on the plus side I did some heroics and scenarios and it went pretty well!
I also have over 300 pets now! I think that's great, I love it.

So yeah, very short blog. OH YEAH I also recorded about 11 videos of my first minecraft experience but I lost the footage :( so sad story, I cri evri tiem

But yeah, I'm gonna try to put the content of my external hard-drive onto this one and hope it works, really really really hope :/

Friday, 28 September 2012

a whoooooole new woooooorld

So as you know, MOP (Mists of Pandaria) came out a few days ago and zomfg it's nice. I've been owning dem pet battles pretty much all the time I've been online so I've not gotten to 90 or anything yet, but I'm having fun! It's srsly one of the best things Blizzard has ever put into a game, I know it's a 100% Pokémon ripoff but Idc, it's awesome!
I've actually put a lot of work into the pet battles so far and worked out quite a lot of mechanics.
FOR EXAMPLE I've worked out how to get RARE POKEMANZ from the wild by stat comparison and WHAT NOT. Also figured out effective ways to level AAAAND how to trade BoP pets (amg)
It's all awesome. I've thought about making video guides but it's all so easy anyway. WHO KNOWS.

ALSO STARTED PLAYING MINECRAFTLOL. It's way not worth the money I spent but ah well. I found an EPIC CAVE with spiders and zombies and shit but I died and lost everything TWICE so I gave up on it. It was so massive and dangerous, too dangerous for a first timer like myself :( maybe one day I'll go back and own it up, one day..

I've also blue screened twice in the past few days, and my harddrive keeps making the clicks again. Sigh, fml srs. Thanks for reading!

(sosorry it's small as fook. I suck :( )

Friday, 21 September 2012

Always the giver, in every aspect of life


So I've noticed something about myself just now, whenever something happens on my PC, like my game stops for a millisecond or something stops responding for a SECOND I get really worried and think my PC is going to die. I mean atm my PC actually is going to die and I need a new harddrive but Idk how to replace one so I can't really do it. Anyway I HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING.

I'm the same with MYSELF as I am with my computer. I mean right now I have a pain in my chest, different from usual, not heartburn or a stomach ache but a PAIN and I'm scared it's like, bad. And I always get it, I mean I know it's not going to be something bad, but I get WORRIED at the time. Isn't that weird?

Sorry for not making a blog for ages btw, I know I've been really infrequent recently and that's because my life really is nothing special. I've not been feeling too great and when I feel down I feel uninspired to do anything. I also haven't made any videos or done anything too active but yeah, sorry.

Mists of Pandaria comes out next week, it's like 5 days now. zomg, I was originally going for realm first max Archaeology but I'm not sure my PC will be ok for it, and even then they nerfed my method so I'm going to have to do A LOT for it. I'm then debating what to do out of levelling a fresh monk or getting a level 90 (or 10), Idk. Still don't know what class I'll do first (have them all) I mean I'm enjoying my Priest but I've also been getting into my Druid and Rogue (wtf?!!? I hate my Rogue) so yeah, choices choices.

I also played some LoL and it was fucking awful. I tried to play SMITE too but the game wouldn't load and was all error-y so I gave up. SORRY.

I guess to end this I'll say thanks for reading! And I have like 6 bananas in my room.
The more you know!

Thursday, 13 September 2012


So I've just been downstairs and everyone is eating McDonalds. They didn't get me any, but that's fine, right?
I mean yesterday I lent my mother £20 (again) because she said she needed petrol money and "essentials" so I thought it was all good. But she didn't buy any food (house is always bare, no food at all) and the fridge was full of beers. AH WELL.
But yeah, and now they're eating McDonalds and I didn't get given any money back. It's all good isn't it.

I also had to go with my mum to a hospital at like 1am because my brother was apparently there. That was shit, meh. I have to say that being in a car at 1am is cold and it also smelt, Idk why, but it did.

In other news I'm getting into better sleeping habits. I mean I've slept before 6am for like 3 days now. Oh yeah! I'm also eating less so that's fun too.

Also I'm on a site called Ask now. It can be pretty hilarious, basically all you do is ask questions and you can do it anonymously without even signing up. Cool, huh?
There you go!

Not much else to put sadly. I go to some job search thing every Wednesday and I can honestly say it's fucking pointless. Everyone there is a dumbass and it actually helps nothing. Yeah. I want a job because I want money, but I can't get one for shit. Oh well, real life is so fun.

Thanks for reading!

Thursday, 6 September 2012


I've been wanting to write another blog for days but I suck too much to think of a TITLE.
Now my titles never mean anything, in fact they're usually lyrics, but yeah I've just had writers block (not just for the title, but for actual CONTENT)

Anyway here's some information!
I'm addicted to caffine (as you know) but I mention this because I drink too much coffee now. I guess it's better than the energy drinks (SEVEN months free btw, 7!!! I'm proud of myself. Nobody else seems to be, but meh)
I seem to do a shit ton of push-ups now. Done like 45 today, and periodically do them as I do other shit around the house. Like when I go to get a drink or something at 4am I'll do 15-30 of them. I guess I feel it's punishment for the "snacking" so I can't complain. Speaking of that I'm FITTER now. I mean I can do 30 push-ups without feeling like death! srsly, try to do some push-ups now. I used to be able to do like 5 and it would kill (lol). Idk maybe it's just because I was HEAVIER then.

I've also not made a video for quite a bit now :/ I made a video of a Pokémon game the other day but it turned out to be the wrong game so I felt embaressed and set it as unlisted :( badtimes. Ah well.
I actually feel kind of guilty for not posting a video for so long. Even though nobody watches them I feel kind of obliged to fufil my duty as a video maker. Idk, I'm weird like that I guess.

In more life related news my sleeping pattern still isn't amazing. I went to sleep at 9pm yesterday and woke up at 7am this morning (SO NORMAL TBH.) but I hadn't slept properly for over a week before that so lululul. It's becoming.. normal to sleep for a few hours in the day now :/ I feel slightly bad about it, but I have no life so OH WELL.

I've actually asked 2 people if they want to watch it with me and one never really answered and the other said he'd come but never actually did. FML! Don't want to really go to the cinema alone, it would be just :/ I mean I will foreverbealone but that's just.. yeah.

Also I want some new GAIMZ to play. I love the games and I'm getting bored of everything I play right now (have been ages), but Idk wtf to play. I've tried a bit but now I've got a better computer I can try MORE. No idea what, though.

IN OTHER NEWS. The other day I had to be somewhere at 9am (wouldn't you like to know) and I stayed up all night to be up in time (I'd already lacked sleep for ages, but I didn't want to risk oversleeping) ANYWAY I went there and they told me they'd CANCELLED. fucking annoyed. I got a lift there and didn't bring any cash because my mum said she'd come back at the time I had to leave. My mum had actual plans as well so I didn't want to call her and ruin them so I had to walk home. Took over an hour and I was wearing shoes with holes in the bottom (brother had stolen my good ones, gj) so by the end of it I was boiling and my feet were KILLING.

To end this I guess I'll say thanks for joining the ride! I hope to see you in all of my future endeavours.
ps. i wub yoo bbyz

OH YEAH AND PPPPPS I CAN LIVE STREAM IF I GET MY FAKKIN INTERNET WIRED. But for some reason the cable I got doesn't work so I need to buy another wire from somewhere and I cba. But yeah, dat stream boi.

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

We are never ever ever (never) getting back together

Hey guys! Been a little bit over a week so I'm feeling bad because I'm letting y'all doooooooown.
So here goes! Just a small summery of some of the fun timez I've had this week.

Firstly I upgraded my graphics card (woo!!) and I had to install it myself, scary stuff if I'm honest because I've never done it before and I had 0 help (well google helped, but that's not SOMEBODY)
It went well though! I didn't break my PC and it's running pretty well :') it wasn't exactly a TOP end card but I don't lag at all on ultra settings on most games so YEAH.
Now all I need is a monitor! I need a 22"+ monitor so I can record in 1080p, plx give!

Also started getting a fucked up sleeping pattern once more. Won't go into FULL detail but let's just say I woke up at 7 today (pm :x )
I also had 2 job interviews since my last blog! Both didn't go too well, but I'm not that annoyed (warehouse jobs = meh. I mean money would have been nice, but I know how shit they can be)

It was also my birthday and yeah, thought I'd bring it up. didn't actually GAIN much, in fact I gave about £50 to my mum in the same week so that was a little meh. Ah well, I don't really expect many gifts- never have!

WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAT ELSE. AH YES! I played TERA! t'was ok but it was before I upgraded my PC so it was too laggy to really test :( Sad times. I recorded like 12 minutes of  "first impression" footage but it bugged and somehow fucked up so I had to delete it. sadface

Not really got much else to add, apologies! Apart from the fact that you guyses are all awesome and I wish you all the best in your endeavors <3
Thanks for reading! (too lazy to make a video plus it's 5:30, sawwy)

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Before you came into my life I missed you so baaad

Hey guys, so I just wanted to say it's been over 6 months since I gave up soft drinks and/or alcohol! I know right, it's felt so long. I'm proud of myself, I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF ME GUYS.
But yeah, a tick off my list!

Also I've started uploading game vids to youtube, omfg! here's an EXAMPLE!
As you can see it's only WoW because I suck and that's what I was playing when I thought about it.
I have actually considered other games but here's some reasons I've not done it yet:
Diablo 'cause it's a bit meh atm, and I have to run full low graphics and absolute minimum screen size because of my shit graphics card
Rift because I'm still levelling (lol) and I don't think it would be interesting to do a Rift BG (I die too much, and I'm generally shit :( )
LoL or Smite 'cause fraps files are fucking huge and if I get a 40+ minute game it would be about 134134gb, which would first off take a lot of space on my harddrive and it would also take lolages to actually upload :(
AND UM. Yeah, only other game I have DLed is RaiderZ and I don't even play it anymore (lul)
I guess I could do TERA as I've been asked to download it and they have a 7 day trial now. Maybe I could do a first impressions video! ooooooooohhhhhwho knows

In other news my 2 interviews didn't go well. Won't get into it but yeah, at least I tried!

So yeah guys, if anyone has an INTERESTING idea for a video plx tell me. Or even better if you have a snazzy game for me to try tell me and I'll go do a first impressions vid! whoooo.
Not saying I'll put too much effort into it as I cba to edit. I CAN edit, but right now I don't see the point as I'm just uploading stuff for fun, it's the only thing I really care about!


Friday, 17 August 2012

we aaaaaaall everybody


I've actually recorded like 30 odd mins of arena footage (lolshit rating, like 200 or something) and I'm wondering if I should put music in the background or just leave it with the skype on its own. IDK BUT YEAH. Editing to make it <10 mins will be so fun

Also I have like 2 job interviews this week SO FUN. No doubt will get a shitty warehouse job that pays shit, lulul.
And it means I have to wake up at 7am monday and do so much shit I cba to do.
ALSO have to wake up Saturday (today) for a BBQ apparently, because apparently people are coming to see me (I wonder why?)

And yeah, 23rd soon. Big time playah here wondering why that date matters.

So yeah, so fookin hungry right now so goodbye fwends

Friday, 3 August 2012


SO YEAH! I've decided to dedicate the blog to the games this time around (new AND exciting) but first here's a videYO

As stated I started playing Rift! I actually love the whole Rifts system, I think it's quite cool how you can just farm the shit out of those for exp/gear (trading the marks you get, ftw!) and I really like how customizable characters are (srsly, so much you can do compared to something like WoW)
I also think the talent trees are a good idea, but it kinda forces you into one set of talents, unless you opt out of it, but even then I feel kinda weird about doing that because it's not optimal (apparently).
AH WELL, still fun times! I mean I'm only like level 15 right now, but it's still pretty nice to try something new.

In other news I started gearing for PvP on WoW once more. Idk why, it's something else new I guess.
And tbh it actually still sucks, lol@ how fucking retardedly OP everyone with gear is. Literally everyone has the best gear ingame <_< so fun.
Still, when I see a shitty geared player with no skill and pop reck up their ass I feel good once more. AH YES. (ps gotta love dem tentacles)

and finally I actually logged onto LoL for the first time in like a month and had a couple of games, STILL PLAYED AS ASHE FOR ALL OF THEM DON'T DIS.

OH YEAH AND I GOT A PS1. I got it for £3 on Ebay (lolol postage costed more) and yeah, gonna enjoy that once I get it hooked up, Final Fantasy for da WIN.

OH YEAH ALSO OH YEAH TWICE THREE TIMES I started playing Pokemon again TOO. lololol, I know I know I do too much. I've gotten all the badges and the last thing I did was save the game at Moltres.

ALSO I fucking love the slots on Leaf Green, I swear I've made like 20k+ coins or some shit (caps at 9999 :( ) I've bought all the pokemon and I have like 7k left lololol, why don't they have it on Soul Silver :@

EDIT: AND IN OTHER MMO NEWS. I've just won myself a RaiderZ Beta key! The game isn't actually even in beta yet and opens up on the 8th.
OOOOooooOOooOOOoooh, I've only ever been in one closed beta and I've never been in one from the very start, very exciting!

Friday, 27 July 2012

Open your heart and close your eyes

Just some random thoughts in this blog

So I've been playing Pokèmon again over the past few days, managed to catch Lugia with only one ball and felt epic.
I'm at the Elite Four atm but want my whole team levelled before I go in
My team is a bit shit but MEH. It's this: Feraligatr, Typhlosion, Flygon, Espeon, Ampharos and Weepinbell
Don't even like Weepin but I wanted a grass pokemon 'cause it felt 'right'

In other news people are fucking cunts to me. And if not cunts they're just rude and probably don't even realise it

Also I feel like I'm being punished in life by not drinking or doing drugs. No seriously, if I did those things I bet everyone would love me, HELL I'd have probably had some meaningless sex too, which would be lovely I'm sure.

Oh well, lonliness is my perogative I guess.. It's better than going against my own beliefs, isn't it?
And I don't mean religious beliefs, I mean personal ones.
I've said I dislike drinking and drugs, and I like to believe that I'm a better person than I would otherwise be without my own beliefs and feelings. idk, other people do anything and they have great lives.

I guess I'll just wonder if there's a chance for hapiness without changing the things I truly hold on to and believe.

Hapiness is a dream
And dreams.. I don't know

Sunday, 22 July 2012


This is a small blog to express how unhappy I am right about now.

pretty upset, meh.
I'm going to have to try and get a replacement PC but yeah, meh
not much I can do, meh
immediately followed by me turning the PC off and being scared shitless
and spent 2 hours waiting for a reply from someone to try and see wtf I can do

not much, but yeah, this shit would happen on a sunday

IN OTHER NEWS my dad rang me this morning and wished me a happy birthday.
except my birthday is on the 23rd not the 22nd. And it's in August not July.
so yeah, that's lovely

Tuesday, 17 July 2012

How to win at life (little by little, perhaps)

Hey guys, so in this video I'm gonna tell you what's going on in this here blog!

and incase you cba to watch it, I'm basically writing a list of things to do before I die! and I can tell some people are thinking "ASH, you're fucking young, stop being an idiot" and I know I am! I'm not expecting to die soon, but MOST of these things will probably be things I won't do for years anyway!
Now I'm not gonna go out of my way to do this shtuff, but if I see an oppertunity I may grab it with both hands, who knows?
So onto the details! A few of the things in here are going to be things I may not even WANT to do, but at the end of the day life is about experience I guess, and you need the bad experiences or you'll never experience life to the full.
So yeah, here's some STUFF. (I may edit NEW stuff into this at any time, who can tell?)

*this list is in no paticular order
1. learn to play an instrument []
2. compete at something in a top 100 standing []
3. be on TV []
4. produce/record an actual music track (that other people actually like) []
5. have the SEX (with something other than my hand) []
6. get so drunk you forget at least an hours worth of time [x]
7. do the drugs (that aren't caffine) []
8. try to pickup a random girl (chat up lines, not actual lifting) []
9. tell someone I love them in person (fo reelz) []
10. hug someone out of the blue [x]
11. get my heart broken somehow (metaphorically) [x]
12. meet a musical artist I look up to and/or am inspired by []
13. tick everything on this list off []
14. rage so hard I break a door down [x]
15. compile a list of places to be while fapping, and then complete said list (GOING HARD YO) []
16. successfully record how many times I ^ in an entire year [x]
17. put a video on youtube that gains over 100k views []
18. cook a meal for 2 for someone else []
19. prank call someone []
20. get en epic tattoo []
21. get given a handmade gift [x]
22. own a PC that can actually run max settings on any game while recording [x]
23. actually stream the GAIMZ live [x]
24. meet someone that doesn't like me and make them realise that I'm awesome []
25. leave the country []
26. break a heart (metaphorically, I don't think I'll know if I do this) []
27. break a BONE (literally) []
28. call someone in the middle of the night (or morning rather) without them actually expecting it []
29. sleep in the same bed as someone else []
30. cook/bake something with my own made recipe []
31. go half a year (6 months) without drinking any soda or alcohol [x]
32. have a job for at least half a year []
33. actually buy a non family member a birthday present [x]
34. actually get given a gift from a non family member [x]
35. own over £10000 []
36. jump out of a moving vehicle []
37. lose someone I care about [x]
38. be naked in public (being a child doesn't count) []
39. learn to ride a bike []
40. write a hard copy of this list (GOING OLDSCHOOL) []
41. purchase something over £1 using only coppers [x]
42. sing a duet with someone (LIKE OMG I WANT TO DO IT SO BAD NOW) []
??. complete this list []

Saturday, 14 July 2012


Holy JAWSH I'm back again, and not only that but it's been under a week omfg.
So yeah, I actually recorded a new video for the blog yesterday but it took a while to upload so I improvised, SO here's the video for yesterdays blog!

In other news I had some hot and spicy riblets earlier and they were amazing, yet incredibly spicy. yar
I also left the house and ACTUALLY walked for ages yesterday. I used to do it every day, but Diablo ruined my life.
OH WELL LOL. I have Maryland choc chip cookies next to me, random I know but you need to know.
One thing I don't like about coffee is it's less dippy than tea, but I still do it 'cause fuckyeah dipping.

Well thanks for reading and enjoying this super long blog, and I GUESS I'll see you "soon"!

Thursday, 12 July 2012

So take my rage and enjoy the ride!

I slack on blogs 'cause I have no life, BUT THAT'S OK HERE'S A VIDEO!

This is actually a video from June, so Idk if I've put it here already. IF I HAVE I WILL REPLACE IT WITH ANOTHER VIDEO.

So yeah I've been no-lifing Diablo, and also I've had a busy as fak week so yeah, NO TIME TO NO LIFE GOD.
Also Tropical Fruit flavour Tropicana is FUCKING DELICIO. HAVE IT NOW! I love it somuch

Also here's a random song I'm gonna post because this blog is short+ I'm listening to it

ALSO everytime I go to get a cup of coffee I get 2, that's obviously not normal but oh well, I'm cool

Saturday, 30 June 2012

Since Justice Has Been Met This Day, I Will Now Stand As Wisdom.



But yeah! So I've not got much to say, but I'm making a blog anyway!
I've not slept for ages but I'm not tired somehow, I've not drank any energy drinks or coffee.. which is weird because when I DO drink coffee I feel tired.
And on that subject! I ran out of my Kenco earlier and decided to go try Nescafé. This was a bad idea! For some reason I dun laik it :( I wasted £3 on it and I'm GUTTED. I'm out of my coffee now and all I have is stuff I don't like, so I cba to drink it.
So yeah, I love dat Kenco shit tbh, t'is NAIS.

Also I got dry SHAMPO the other day! It's awesome tbh, I love it. And if you don't get the typo reference then my memory is CLEARLY a weird motherfucker! 

Right so onto the meat, I've been playing a lot of Diablo recently, and even though I get relatively low fps (STIIIILLLLLL NEED A GRAPHICS CARD, someone upgrade theirs and give me their old one? QQ), it's fun! Out of all the bosses so far I think the hardest for me has been Diablo as a Demon Hunter, and after that Belial on normal! I've actually gotten to Act 3 Hell as a Barbarian tbh, and I've killed Diablo on Nightmare as a DH! So here's my CHARACTERZ BLAD
Level 55 Barb, Level 45 DH (Yeye, I killed Diablo Nightmare solo at 45, haters gonna HAAAAAAAET even though I have to get to 50 to go into Hell >_>)
I ALSO HAD a level 14 Barbarian on Hardcore but got OWNED by a Wood Wraith, lolol was hilarious!
I'm levelling another Hardcore character now, it's a Wizard and I'm going solo (barb was with someone else), I'm not playing it full time 'cause I'd love to get into Inferno on softcore, but yeah!

So here's my THOUGHTS on the game. Firstly it's fun! It's also simple, which is amazing.
It's not too easy (some of it is, some of it REALLY isn't), I mean the jump from Normal > Nightmare is kinda medicore, then from NM > Hell is like woooooooooooosh, headfirst into the deep end. I'm sure Hell > Inferno will be INSANE. I just wanna say that I'm levelling a Barb with a friend of mine and we're 55 now, and srsly, Skele King ripped him a new one so I had to solo it from like 90% on Hell. NOOOOOOOOT FUN. But oh well! BARBARIANS ARE OP LOL.
But yeah, I like the game as a solo the most I think, my reasons behind it are that I love to farm levels/gear and other people just don't want to do it with me :( Although I'd love to actually play with more people, I really would! COUGH*(Ash#2935)*COUGH

I also loved to actually listen to the lore and watch cutscenes, so I'm glad I levelled through the entire thing solo first (I'd have HATED to miss out on all that, especially the end cutscenes!)
So yeah! I'm enjoying it, I really am! At first I thought I'd hate the.. how do I word it? "repeated content" with completing the same game 4 times over, but it really is like playing a whole new game on each difficulty, I mean the rare packs alone get INCREDIBLY harder with each new difficulty.
As in, fear on its own is pretty shit, but when you combine fear with arcane beams and desecration AND wall.. well, you gon die sukka! Or not, if you're skilled! But that's also something I LOVE. it's sooooooo simplistic but it actually requires you to THINK about what you do in combat.

AND NOW I SPEAK ABOUT PROBLEMS (this isn't an indepth review btw, just SOME thoughts), firstly is the itemization. YEAH I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON. But seriously, a Barbarian only belt with Int and Dex? >_> Noty. And a REALLY PRO Crossbow with EPIC deeps?!?! and a shit ton of Str? NO THANKS. It sucks!
You know something funny? Apart from not being able to play offline I have no more problems.
Well.. it sucks that the game is laggy. I mean it doesn't LOOK that good (no offence! I think it' looks great, but I hope you get what I mean) yet it requires quite a heavy graphics card. I mean I CAN run it but I have to go on a tiiiiiiiiiny resolution for good fps. But ah well, I'll buy a graphics card at some point.
As for no offline play I completely understand why, and I 100% agree with it. (if you don't know why, Google it!)

But yeah, uhh.. Whoops, this is long as fuck lolol
ash.strattttttttton (9 ts after the a)
plx? I have no friends :(
PPPS semen contains vitamins that keep teeth healthy AND you're more likely to get ulcers while you're on your period, I uhhhh... Idk how I know the first one, no really
PPPPS I owe someone money and I want to pay it but I texted them and they didn't reply, and I cba to contact them again because I'm lazy hint hint LOLOL KKKKkK
PPPPPS someone took a dump with me on a video call the other day, it literally ruined my life. I am now a broken man.