I'M A MERRY CHAP HERE'S SOME QUESTIONS
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
I probably wouldn't because I don't get any being straight so it makes no difference
What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Idk, probably a pile of shit considering I'm obviously in prison as I'm about to be killed
Do you walk around the house naked?
I do not
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
I close the door
Who is the person you can count on the most?
I can't really think of anyone but myself (ty)
What did you dream last night?
I dreamt I asked someone to the cinema and they said yes! I'd do it irl, but they'd say no
Have you ever been in love?
Do you sing in the shower?
I do not
What is your favorite Holiday?
don't really have one
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
I would not
Have you ever caught a fish?
I have. It smelt pretty bad
What is your favorite lunch meat?
I guess chicken
Do you still have your tonsils?
What is your favorite cereal?
can't really think of one as I never have cereal
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I don't because I can't tie them back NP
What is your favorite ice cream?
chocolate I guess
What is the first thing you notice about people?
What book are you reading now?
well considering I'm doing this and not actually reading a book I'd say nothing
What is the farthest you've been from home?
depends where you mean by HOME
How did you meet your spouse?
I did not
Where was the last place you drove (other than home/school/work)?
I can't drive PLIS
Do you like fish sticks?
if you mean fish fingers YES I DO
What kind/brand of deodorant do you use?
Idk I have 2 cans of itbut I don't actually know what kind they are
What is your favorite mythical creature?
I don't have one
What is your favorite dshdsfhdhdshds?
deleted word because it's a piece of shit and I don't have one
How do you eat your eggs?
I put them in my mouth and go CHOMP CHOMP
What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
I'd probably touch myself, like, a lot
What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time?
I don't do nerdy things and I'm quite offended by this!
Do you prefer Wheat Thins or Triscuits?
uhhhhh, I have no idea
Do you face the showerhead or away from it while showering?
I only have BATHS
What is the oldest thing in your refrigerator?
Idk I don't look in there because there's no food
What is your favorite breed of dog? cat?
no my favorite breed of dog isn't cat pls
How are your survival skills?
so amazing clearly, I'd live for ages in a cave
Do you prefer tacos or muffins?
well as I've never had a taco that I know of I'd say muffins
Can you play any instruments?
never tried np
What is the most overrated exercise in your opinion?
Idk, they're all pretty overrated
Do you prefer waffles or pancakes?
I guess pancakes
What is the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I DON'T EAT THINGS IF THEY'RE GROSS.
I ate a garlic flavored sweet once but I got paid £5 so it was worth it
Who is/was the most influential person in your life (besides parents/Jesus)?
JEEEEEEEEESUS IS MAH SAVIOR
Idk, I guess YOU(r mother)
npnp, she was good, very big influence in my PANTS.
Do you prefer breakfast or dinner?
well I never have breakfast so yeah