Time to do it all again

 I HAD A MASSIVE URGE TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONIES. So here we go.
(I've also had a lot on over the past few weeks, so I may or may not put up a lyfe bloggy at some point when I have free time and can be bothered!)

Oh and I've actually stolen these off the net and I stole randomly from a list, so all the numbers are completely wrong.
I USUALLY re number everything when I do these (that's right, I actually put time into doing that!), buuuuuut I cba today, sorry!

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Every now and then if they pop up on my reccomended videos on Youtube
21. What's your least favorite movie? Idk. To be fair nothing I watch is bad for me, but that's because I don't watch a movie if it's something I know I won't like
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I honestly cannot tell you this. Bastard
23. What do you drink with dinner? Anything I have on hand, of course
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I don't usually dip anything in anything, but if I'm at McDonalds and have milkshake, that. (the ice cream milkshake not milky shit)
25. What is your favorite food? Idk. I like fried chicken and pizza. Unhealthy stuff is usually great
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? I guess stuff like Batman is great. I'd watch that trilogy (the Nolan trilogy, that is)
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Well it was probably when I was about 12. Maybe younger. It was some random girl at school. Most likely while playing kiss chase
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? NUP
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I'd honestly be paid to not do this. And I'd 100% accept the payment. (that's a no btw)
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? WELLLLLL. Idk about a letter.
31. Can you change the oil on a car? never tried, probably piss easy
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I don't drive
33. Ran out of gas? ^
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? I don't really have sandwiches
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Anything I can reach
36. What is your usual bedtime? it's never the same, always completely random
37. Are you lazy? in some ways of course I am
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I never dressed up
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? No idea. If it's birthday based my birthday is 23rd August 1992. SO PLEASE DO GOOGLE I CBA
40. How many languages can you speak? THREE! English, Australian and American 
81. Tea or coffee? I'd have to say tea because I've had it for longer. Coffee is good too
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? WHAT THE HELL IS THE LATTER. I actually will google this one. WELL WELL. They look great. Even though I've never had one I'll say snickerdoodle
83. Can you swim well? SURE. Haven't swam since I was a kid though, but sure
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? OF COURSE I CAN BRO
85. Are you patient? yeah yeah get to the next question
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Well I'll never have one but I guess I'd say band. But not a conventional wedding band, something great
87. Ever won a contest? Nothing I can really remember, but maybe as a kid
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Sure I'd go for a bigger dick. Hey, when you're this small everything is on the table EXCEPT my penis that won't even reach
89. Which are better black or green olives?  I don't like olives sadly
90. Can you knit or crochet? it's probably easy but I've never tried. Used a sewing machine before though. I'm so newage
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. I mean I'd love one in my room but heck, it'd probably cause a hell of a lot of trouble
92. Do you want to get married? HELL YEAH. Someone that actually loves me and that will actually have sex with me if I want it? WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE. SHE CAN DO THE WASHING UP AND COOK AND CLEAN AND I'LL EVEN LET HER GET A FULL TIME JOB WHILE I LOOK AFTER OUR SON. (created by me having the sexes, of course) (in reality, sure I'd like to some day. Also I accidentally put italics on and Idk how, but I'll keep it here)
93. If married, how long have you been married? Shock twist I've been married 2 years. Her name is Sarah and we met on a course. OH SNAP.
94. Who was your HS crush? Idk. I take it high school would be like, year 9, 10 and 11. UM. Well, there was this one girl whos name I won't mention that I thought was pretty beautiful. I mean, even though she'll NEEEEEVER read this I won't say her name because to be fair this is the internet and if I don't want someone to know something I just won't write it. AHASHAHAHdahfdhsaf I beat you internet
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? fuck yeah I do, I mean I have nobody to actually cry to so I spend my days in the corner of my room in a ball crying to myself wishing I was dead. (I don't really, incase you don't get the very subtle sarcasm)
96. Do you have kids? I've got a beautiful girl named Lena. She's a couple of months old and she's very dear to me. Also she is imaginary as with my wife
97. Do you want kids? One day of course. If I ever have a girl on my arm and a poon to hit dat on

omg fluffy bunnies and candyfloss

HERE'S THE LO-DOWN (Idk how people spell that, but I'm sure you know what I mean)

So stuff has happened right!
> I'm really hot right now
> I drink all the unhealthy shit once more, and it still tastes like guilt and pleasure mixed as one
> I lost the job I technically had yet didn't actually work at (apart from an induction), I really SUCK at life
> I got a new phone that's semi-new and actually lasts longer than 10 minutes while actually using it, omfg
> my REEEEEEEEEALLY shitty tooth finally came out, but another bad thing on that subject is one of my teeth BROKE while eating pork scratchings. Yeah, my teeth suck balls. I hate my life sometimes
>  I totally thought I'd have more to say


I'm actually supposed to go to a review meeting in a few days and my jobs advisor will be pretty mad at me when I tell him I'm jobless. fml plis.
OHH OHOHOHO I ALSO GET MY SUPER DUPER ONCE A YEAR PET TOMORROW. I went to sleep early last night in preparation for tonight to get it 'cause a GM told me it would spawn 20th, then I waited over an hour in Sillithus, THEN IT DIDN'T SPAWN LLULULUL. Lying GMs suck.

Ah well. Not much else to report right now! I really wanna start a new game on White 2 but I'd lose all my Pokémon, wooooooes

UNO HUNDRED

SO I'VE BEEN PUTTING THIS ONE OFF BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE HUNDREDTH BLOG AND I WANTED IT TO BE EPIC.

But my life isn't epic enough! So instead here's some STUFFS.

I've technically kind of sort of got a job now, but it's only technically training atm. Basically training lasts 2 weeks and they're 5 day weeks at 11.5 hours a day each. Nasty stuff.
It also takes aaaaaaaaaaaalooooooooooong time to even get to the place. It will be awful.
Also the other day I walked home from there and it took me 3 hours and it was raining shit loads, it was like GOD was raining down on me.
I also have a massive bruised big toe that hurts like a bitch now. No idea why the fuck it's my big toe but it huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrttttttts qq. I googled and apparently I have a burst blood vessel or some shit. I probably don't, but if it makes it sound worse than it is I'll say it is lul.

In other news I got my mage to level 90 the other day. That's how boring my life is, I have to talk about levelling a character. I DON'T CARE THOUGH I'VE WANTED A 90 MAGE FOR AGES. Mages are obvs OP and I just wanted to see if they really are as powerful as I think. It's always fun for me to try out a new class, I recently levelled a Warrior too and it was cool trying to be as good as I could on it, and it's the same with this mage of course! I like to switch talents and stuff per fight and I suck balls so I'm still getting used to using abilities right.
Like the time move thingy that makes you go back in time, just yesterday I fked up and used it just before Icy Veins and it wasted my CD, I sucked so bad pls QQ. And I also forget to keep up the evocation buff sometimes. It's all the fun of learning a new class I guess!

I've also been doing more pet battlez since 5.3 introduced a bunch of pets. I've ran Karazhan, TK and SSC about 8 times now and I still don't have all the pets from there, grrrrrr. I also managed to get one of the rarest new pets within minutes of the patch - the Unborn Val'kyr! It's such an awesome pet, it looks like Angewomon from digimon (l0l). quite cool! Pretty sure I was one of the first people on Eonar to get it (it's quite rare, srsly. And I did get it within literal minutes@)
But who knows!


IN OTHER NEWS. I've broken the code and started drinking the beverages.
I've drank sooo much vanilla coke over the past month, and I kind of regret it. But on the other hand I love vanilla coke :(
I've also tried to find an ASH bottle of coke (They have names now!) but failed :@ I've found almost everyone else, but not me plllls. I think there are only 2 peoples names I've not found so far (myself included) suxxxxxx.

Idk what else to put here now :'(
My life is too boring, SORRY. But ah well. I really want to walk to Tesco but it hurts to walk, ggrrrrrrr.

Anyway, thanks for reading guys! Have a good one@@

Well I've been lazy, god damn it

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY BLOG AT ALL. In fact, I visit it everyday and think of what to write, but I can't think of words to put :/
But I'm here now! AND I AM MAKING MYSELF WRITE THIS DAMN IT, MAN.

So I've been doing a little bit of STUFF since I made my last blog, I've had about 4 interview THINGS and yeah, no job yet "technically", but I don't really care. If I'm honest I don't even want a job unless it's in the Tesco near me or my local Budgens. No shame in that really, I just fucking hate public transport and working anywhere else would involve that. Meh.

So yeah I've also been playing deh games. I got the ONYXIA DRAKE and I was so happy. I also saw the DRAKE OF THE SOUTH WIND drop, which is incredibly rare (I think it was South, it was the one from the RAID) and I lost the roll (I was bottom of 3 people) and then the person that won it gave it to me because he didn't want it and wanted to be an ass to the guy that was second. I mean I could've easily kept it and I'm sure both people would have lived, but I gave it away to second highest roll. I then found out it's rarer than the Onyxian drake and I'll never actually see it again, or get it. Meh.
I've also been farming ZANDALARI WARBRINGERS because they drop 3 mounts, and even though the droprate is moderately decent I went about 30-40 kills without a mount. Most of the kills were solo, and these things are no joke and actually kill me sometimes pls, and some were 2/3 man.
So earlier I did one in a full raid group because it was up and I thought WELL WHY NOT A MOUNT WON'T DROP LOL!?!/1?! but one did. and oh god you should have heard my cries, I screamed out loud in anger because I knew I'd lose (what with about 6 people being in range to actually roll)
BUT LO' AND BEHOLD I WON AND OH GOD THE JOY THAT FILLED MY SOUL WAS IMMENSE ZOMGFUCKINGYESPLIS. I mean it was amazing, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I also shaved for the first time in ages a couple of weeks ago. It sucks to not have a nice fluffy beard (not that it was TOO fluffy, but it was long enough to RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH) but I guess it's ok. I'll grow it back as soon as I can, 'cause I'm awesome.
I also drank my first sodabeveragething after quite a bit over a year a few weeks ago. I'd gotten an ice cold pepsi from KFC because my order was gotten wrong. But meh, I thought it was ok to treat myself after so long. I also had an interview the day after so yoloswag I'm awesome, aren't I?

I also had some vanilla coke a couple of weeks after. YES MAN. YES. I have been searching for it for ages and Budgens randomly had it in stock because apparently it's been "brought back by popular demand". I was so happy mayn, I know certain people don't like it, but MAAAAAAAAAAAN be happy for me :'(
On this subject I also have a can of cherry coke here that I actually bought to give someone once A LONGASS TIME AGO LUL. It apparently goes out of date on April 2013 "approximately" (which was yesterday), so I'm considering drinking it.
IDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKK. GOD I NEED SOME GUIDANCE.
Idk what else to write :(  I need more games to play. I want Sims City but even if I had a job I wouldn't pay the ridiculous price. GIMME A GAME OMFG LIFE GIVE ME GAAAAAAAAAAAMES.

So yeah guys, sorry for being lazy. I'd tell you I'm going to post more often, but I'm lazy and I feel even more guilty if I post a single paragraph (as opposed to not posting at all), I just love to fill these things with as much content as possible.

Here's a random picture to leave you with. Thanks for reading guys!

BALANCED

So here's a few things I've done since I last made a blog:
I've gotten up early to actually go out way too many times.
I felt like I was DYING because I was ill for like 2 weeks. HAD THE WORST COLD OF MY LIFE AND THEN A COUGH TOO.
I've gained a liking for Ice Tea, and I feel guilty about this.
I've listened to ALL the music. Every piece of it.
I ordered some phone chargers from ebay and the person reversed payment without even telling me, for no reason. FUCKSAKESTY.
I've made a 2 year old cry. MULTIPLE TIMES.
I've gotten 2 job interviews (for next week pls) WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO SHAVE AND GOD I AM PISSED. I want to keep the beard, but it's too uneven to pass as "smart". fuck my life
I've gotten 4 legendaries. I know, I'm awesome.
I've been incredibly fucking pissed because I've got a "friend" that won't leave me in peace. Yeah, fuck sakes. It'd be ok if it was someone else that wouldn't leave me alone, but it's not. Ah, live sucks


SO YEAH HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS BECAUSE IDK WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT.
1) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up? Idk, it probably wasn't that big. Maybe 3-4 stories? Yeah, I know right.
2) Do you have any scars? I do indeed
3) Do you like marmite? I guess, I never eat it though
4) Did you ever win any sportsday events? No, but I came last
5) What did you want to be when you grew up? I WANT TO BE A VOCALIST, PRO GAMER OR GAME DESIGNER. Not gonna happen
6) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Wealth status
7) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair? Idk, I don't measure. Long enough to go pretty far down my back though
8) Are you scared of flying? I've never flown so no
9) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? uhh, well I only have moderate of both, so neither. Although actually, that being said, I have a lot more intelligence than most people I meet, so it must be worth a fuckload of good looks. Still wouldn't trade, though
10) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? Nope
11) How often do you buy new clothes? Never, ty
12) Are you reliable? VERY.
13) Are you proud of yourself? I have nothing to be proud of. But sure, I am
14) Have you ever had a secret admirer? Well Idk, maybe, but it was a secret so I never found out.
15) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? How are you?
16) Do you hold grudges? Nah
17) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? I really don't know. Maybe a cat and something else. I guess if I HAD to think of something, a cat bird. Scourge of the skies
18) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas? Nah
19) Can you solve sudoko puzzles? Well of course
20) Have you ever played conkers? Nope
21) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had? I probably can't say, sorry FRIENDS.
22) Are you much of a gambler? Nah, don't have the FUNDS
23) Are you much of a daredevil? Nah
24) Are you a good liar? I probably am, but I don't choose to lie
25) Are you a good judge of character? I'm a good judge but I give everyone the benefit of the doubt so it's a useless skill
26) Are you any good at charades? Never played
27) How long could you go without talking? A long time, as I frequently have nobody wanting to talk to me. :(
28) What has been your worst haircut/style? Right now
29) Can you iceskate? Never tried
30) Can you summersault? I can on a trampoline!






 


Thanks for reading friends! Goodbye for now

I FEEL LIKE DANCING LEFT AND RIGHT

HERE IS A FEW QUESTIONS I'VE PICKED UP FROM THE INTERWEB.

1. Do you like to dance?  Little weird because I did the title before I got questions. OF COURSE I LOVE TO DANCE BROTHER
2. Would you ever consider living abroad? Well no, Idk. Depends. I'm poor as fuck so not really
3. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? HEY SAL
4. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Random unknown number I didn't pickup
5. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? ;) (apparently it was atlasloot)
6. Last time you swam in a pool? Many eons ago
7. Type of music you like most? ALL DEM MUSICS
8. Type of music you dislike most? ALL DEM MUSICS
9. Are you listening to music right now? Nah, I'm listening to a PODCAST
10. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have a wooden floor ty
11. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? SOUNDPROOFING ROOM
12. What was the last thing you bought? Twirl bites and a boost I think
13. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? I haven't
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I guess so
15. Do you have a garden? I do
16. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course not
17. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?  SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, but in reality it's probably going back to sleep
18. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Idk, I can't really think of anyone
19. Who sent the last text message you received? Something about buckets on your head I think
20. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? ALL OF THEM

In other news I've been really ill lately (probably more than I've been in years), right now I have a cold and I don't like it. I'm probably dying, RIP me. (but not really)
I also realm transfered a character on WoW when I said it's a fucking retarded amount of money, and it is. But lets face it, Eonar sucks balls pls.
My Warlock is now on another server and it's not too bad I guess. I got pretty lucky in the first week of the new LFR on it and managed to get loot from every boss, it's actually quite well geared now. It actually has a decent weapon, 4 set and decent trinkets. LIFE IS GOOD.

Anyway I'm starving right now and really want some DONUTS so I'm going to stop writing. Have fun and goodbye!

This time's for reeeeeeal

So here's a rundown of the past week I can remember.

I WAS SUPER MEGA ILL LAST WEEK LIKE SERIOUSLY GOD I HATE LIFE. I haven't thrown up for a long time but this gave me back reasons to not want to, because it sucks. I was stuck in bed for a couple of days which always sucks when you feel like death. After that I got a bit better but then a day after it I got something else. I was considering not even writing it here but fuck it, I was CONSTIPATED. Which actually sounds like a comical thing or even an insult or something, but it's really not fun :| srsly, it's awful, and it makes you hate LIFE. Better than being mega ill, but still bad.

AND THEN AFTER THAT STUFF 5.2 hit, so I went to sleep at like 11pm so I'd wake up bright and early. Ok, so I actually went to sleep because I was really tired, but WAKING EARLY FOR A PATCH IZ KOOL. So I woke up at 7pm and HUZZA internet was off. GTSAGSAG SG SGSA GASGASG so annoying, so I waited all day for it to come back (well, you never know?) It never did come back on, so I called Virgin the next day and they told me they were doing maintenance or some BS. Long story short I had to wait another day to get it back. AND NOW IT'S BACK HOORAY I CAN USE THE INTERNET. Seriously though no internet sucks balls. Couldn't even watch Youtube videos on my phone or browse the WEB. So bad pls.

While having no internet I did STUFF. I went to see my nan 'cause I'm cool, and I also played quite a lot of Pokémon White 2. I decided to try and get a badge to defeat the elite four with only one type of Pokémon but gawd that's a sucky challenge. At first I tried a Dragon team but then got too lazy to level everything (l0l) and then I thought it'd be cool to use a Dark team but realized the fighting guy would suck major balls, so I gave up. Eventually all I did was walk around training random stuff and catching dem pokemons, all fun stuff.
I also managed to finally get Umbreon to complete my Eeveelutions, and boy is it tanky. It's a real best if I'm honest, but it's a shame I'm not really into tanks. I'm more of a run in 1 shot as much as I can before I die kind of guy. Still nice to have though.

So yeah, I've been pretty damn bored over the past week but I'm still alive thankfully. And I could probably write more but I'm catching up on dem youtube vidz and too lazy to think of stuff.

Thanks for reading BAWWWZZZZZz